Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18
OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)
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Zebediabolical 45
Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'
Klima_fml 29
Don't you just love kids? :)
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Klima_fml 29
Don't you just love kids? :)
MeanBeagle 22
your project is history now
jerzjay 17
Why was it outside and on the floor to begin with?
foxwasalamb 24
maybe they brought it outside to put in the car, and had to run back inside for something?
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
Maybe it needed to air dry. If they were using materials with fumes, outside would be the best place to work on it as well. I've spray painted many things in my driveway.
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
This kid is going places... And those places will probably have bars on the windows.
littleteapot 21
#25 You're going to be one of those parents that blames everybody but your special snowflake for his/her behavior, huh?
Ilikepie82479 20
#37 I thought you said bras on the windows at first
RatherRad 4
plot twist of op's revenge
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
#62 That's how the kids got into the place with bars on the windows. Stealing undergarments.
gatorclay97 28
This generation sucks...
Vaati_fml 20
103 - I thought I was the only one who realized this.
goose12321 11
Nope. Quite the opposite in fact.
Roaryah 3
:O
Soviet_American 29
Idk what's more of the," :O " thing here. The fact a five year old is swearing like that, or the disregard he showed when he (I'm assuming) blatantly ran over OP's project.
Jaevwyn 17
Very well thought out comment #2
ErinPinelli 24
Beep beep.
sayyestothedress 24
Lol! That killed me #44! That was HILARIOUS!
Zebediabolical 45
Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'
byEyecandy 10
Yes, because lets run over a 5 year old because he said something towards you...
MrSassypants 34
#35 That's how I live my life.
byEyecandy 10
and I would stab people for a living, but thats illegal... Do you understand?
devildog562 33
I stab people for a living . It actually pays decent. It's very much legal in my profession.
MrSassypants 34
#52 I never knew you were a lawyer! Wow, I guess I really do learn something everyday.
devildog562 33
I stab lawyers too . :) I'm a judgmental person. Actually I'm technically a phlebotomist.
byEyecandy 10
I play GTA San Andreas to get my fix.
teentee401 37
Just stop, 79. You've made your two stupid comments. There is no coming back from that.
byEyecandy 10
I can say whatever the **** I want, its the internet, dont like it? Cry somewhere else. I dont know me preventing to kill certain people and using a video game to fix it is a "stupid" comment, but I guess its an american way of saying. "Im a ******* retard and I dont know anything"
sexypvc24 10
That doesn't make any ******* sense
devildog562 33
This is why I'm pro whooping children's ass. No respect nowadays.
chidexy 21
Bring them to my country
devildog562 33
I know for a fact Nigeria doesn't play. I was there on a mission trip and the kids there know better. Built on the theory it takes a tribe to raise a kid.... That's how I was raised . Ass whooped by the neighbors when I was bad, and then again when I got home. Never excessive and I know why I was getting it .
chidexy 21
*slow nod* New found respect
drayloon 50
where's Adrian Peterson when you need him?
sp4ghetti 9
I've never, ever been physically disciplined. I have exceptional parents who miraculously found a way to raise all their children with unbelievably level heads. There are different ways to discipline a child that provide a positive end result. You can't hold all children and parents accountable for one child's asinine actions.
sexypvc24 10
That's just mean
hellowisaid 15
What do you expect of a 5 year old anyway
zBLAKEz 23
To not cuss.
devildog562 33
Or destroy peoples stuff. My daughter knows better then to do both .
Toolishing 22
Definitely not this.
rocker_chick23 27
#6: My 5 year old knows not to destroy another persons property.
Chambers1985 13
I have a 6 yr old and he doesn't use bad language whatsoever and he doesn't distroy things
Compgeek1996 5
61 Does he know how to spell "destroy"?
brivielle 15
Respect maybe?
BlackStar288 10
Run his tricycle over and say the same thing. It's that simple.
drunkmunkey 24
wow kid sounds like a winner and so do the parents
earljonez 22
Run over that little shit's tricycle
thinblue32 15
He had to learn it from somewhere OP. Blame the parents.