Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card, since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV, a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
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Top comments
surferchick96 0
and your worried about ur wallet after u killed ur car? somebody has priority problems...
HollyoaksFan93 9
And...?
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Comments (59)
Kifli 0
blows huh
piper1003 1
How did the movie theater have ur phone number..?
TransitionCovert 6
Maybe he had identification inside?
SunshineBoy21 0
Maybe the movie theater specialized in 'Stalker' films.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#11 they have an auto dialler with everybody's number right next to the popcorn machine. op surely you have insurance, I'm so paranoid I have individually insured each part of my body and every item on my possesion.
iSitt 0
I wonder if accidents are more frequent near the DMV
yucayucatan 0
so you where in a car accident and you had no ID and no drivers license? that would send you to jail in my country
yusaku02 20
#48 I wish they would send people in my country to jail if they didn't know the difference between where and were
HollyoaksFan93 9
And...?
77taylah33 0
and their car smashed
MissLizWolf 8
'a car slammed into mine at the intersection' uh, a car crash.
ujonesy 0
I don't see how going to the DMV ties into the car accident.
ujonesy 0
I meant that I don't see how losing the bank card ties into driving to the DMV.
anorexicbarbie 8
27 Thanks for serving our country! My brother just joined the army as a Ranger, and I'm joining as well. And I think OP had to go to the DMV to get a new ID.
miraggg 1
ok who the f drives "across the street" lol this person deserved it
azhein 0
if didnt lose his wallet he wouldn't be going to the bank or DMV so he wouldn't have that wreck. that's the only reason I can think of to put all that in the fml.
ujonesy 0
I didn't even think about him losing his drivers license which of course would be in his wallet. but he only mentions the debit card not the license so that's why I was confused. my bad. And 32 thank you for the support. it gets stressful and it's nice to see that people are supporting all of us.
smokeymcpottt 3
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
surferchick96 0
and your worried about ur wallet after u killed ur car? somebody has priority problems...
Antoine_Dodson 0
I will destroy your toilet......
chloec16 0
Ahh ^ hahahahahahahahahahaa
I_am_that_guy 0
I think the point is that he would not have been there in the first place if they had called sooner
SunshineBoy21 0
I don't think OP was worried about the wallet at that point. I think they were pointing out the irony of the situation, that while they were running errands to replace what was in their wallet and subsequently got into a bad car accident, the theater called to say they found OP's wallet. Get it? ;)
jamesmeyer2010 0
hey cutie
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Fail^^
FYLDeep 26
Probably would have been better off if the car was totaled and the guys insurance bought you a new one. That sucks though. Shitty drivers around the DMV I guess.
robc32ca 4
try walking more
daltss 4
What if he WAS walking? I'm guessing he'd be pretty sore at the moment.. you know, getting hit by the car and all..
77taylah33 0
damn if you would have left a little bit later you would have gotten the phone call and wouldn't of had to go anywhere
THEgleek 0
*poof*
phapho88 0
at lease u werent in it, abd thats y insurance is for quitr bitchin
I_am_that_guy 0
...right...on her "drive" to the DMV she parked her car at an intersection, got out, and walked the rest of the way and that's when a car crashed into hers -_-
littlexlion 4
13- What the...? *sighs* Nevermind.
ujonesy 0
lol
DocBastard 40
I hate to do this...ok, no I don't. But I feel obligated to use my Idiot-English translation engine: "At least you weren't in it. That's what insurance is for. Quit your bitching." Now that that's our of the way, you're a moron. OP was driving the car and thus was inside it. Idiot.
iheartglasses 0
Wrong place at the wrong time :( I know its hard to see a bright side to any of that, but at least your wallet was found and you won't have to pay for a replacement license and such.