Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
LifeSucks
Canada
Mystery man
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
iliana74
Hamilton, United States
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
SweethomeAlabama
Konya, Turkey
Leave us alone
Today, a customer asked me if I was my husband's sister. A little flabbergasted, I replied, "No, I'm his wife." He went on to say, "Ah! But surely, you're related? Cousins?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
meunluckycharms
Toronto, Canada
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Fucked.
Oh nooooo
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
scumbag
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Congrats?
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Charleston, United States
Congrats!
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
TKPhai
San Francisco, United States
Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
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krushr 3
So...you're not, right?
juliahockey 0
hahahaha. that sucks. you should have played along. "yup and I love to bang her every night" and he will be like O.O
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Comments (151)
jess6blondie9 3
That's what you get for marrying someone that's like 30 years younger than you!
baileybug03 0
it's better your wife look younger. (:
Emoney1 3
well played sir. half your age + 7 is a good rule of thumb
xbriix 0
I like the way that guys thinks, the one who asked you that is.
mikagesouji 0
You're epic. Why is this an FML? You have a wife who's not an old bat. So, some people make rude comments--they're either ignorant or jealous, because they have to go home to some crusty old chick who's 80 lbs overweight every night, and you don't.
davek 36
You're as young as the woman you feel...
silentblack 0
either you too old for her or you look too old for her
MsSoulReaper 27
Please tell me your not, well not by like 5+ years. If so buy beauty products >.<
robin26_fml 0
Im 6 years younger than my hubby. Its 10+ when age starts to matter
jess6blondie9 3
Erm. I think that once you're an adult, it doesn't matter. Love is love.
Commander223 9
Reverse cougar?
KattAlex 4
Actually, women that go for much older men are called Kittens which kinda makes sense when you think about it.
rawr9able 4
Sugar daddys and sugar babies are the actual terms last I checked. Kittens/pumas are cougars in training if I remember correctly.
sparxva 12
Tropy wife, huh?