Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LifeSucks
Canada
Mystery man
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
iliana74
Hamilton, United States
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
SweethomeAlabama
Konya, Turkey
Leave us alone
Today, a customer asked me if I was my husband's sister. A little flabbergasted, I replied, "No, I'm his wife." He went on to say, "Ah! But surely, you're related? Cousins?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
meunluckycharms
Toronto, Canada
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Fucked.
Oh nooooo
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
scumbag
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Congrats?
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Charleston, United States
Congrats!
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
TKPhai
San Francisco, United States
Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
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krushr 3
So...you're not, right?
juliahockey 0
hahahaha. that sucks. you should have played along. "yup and I love to bang her every night" and he will be like O.O
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Comments (151)
VodkaFiend 0
How is that bad?
noname83 0
well it could just be that your wife looks really young
weezer02 0
im sure you look handsome.. :)
CellyYelly 0
someone asked my boyfriend and I if we were brother and sister. we get that a lot. :/
Dino1234 0
those eyes are mesmerizing... are there like contacts in them?
Dino1234 0
you're really hot... blondes ftw!
jmblueyes123 0
hahahahaha! the fml would only be appropriate if you really were your wife's father and you didn't know until you met your mother in law, who tells you then.
robin26_fml 0
someone asked me that same thing about my husband twice. im only 6 years younger than him and he is only 31. So don't feel bad.
Got_any_grapes1 4
That's pretty sad unless you were like 20 years older than her. Then you both deserved it. I aint sayin she a gold digger...
ayala19 0
and that's when u say no,but she likes to call me Daddy!! lol