Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stormy weather
Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML
Perfect timing
Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious to get home, so I cut across some soccer fields to get to my car. About halfway across, the sprinklers came on. FML
Hot stuff
Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked, and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
Booming
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
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danii_s2 0
I see what you did there ;)
paintball2012 0
honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser
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BabyDacey 0
awwh hahah
manishk 0
lol haha
SarahBearXoX 0
I agree with #9 I hope with all my heart you didn't do it in the sand pits :/
floppychang 0
YDI for being a *****.
ShutMeOut 0
why is this even an fml? if the sex is so bad that a little water ruins it you have bigger problems
imballinlol 0
Agree with 19. FMLs are getting pretty boring. Pick up the slack moderaters.
mellovesyuh 0
aww that's cute this isn't an fml just makes the sex more funn
orlyanswerer 0
nice joke. but YDI.
ladies_man217 0
this sounds great, am I the only one missing the fml?
xXLenaXx 0
ladie_man, I agree, wouldn't it make life a bit more exciting? I mean it's sprinklers, not a power hose.
3son_fail3 0
36 ahaha nice name and pic! transformers!!
cantfightfate 0
sounds like fun to me.
McCamryn123 0
fun:]
2nite 0
youre hot
pvthill 0
uhm no it's not nasty I can tellur a bore I'm bed
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
it's cheaper to water your grass at night
theian01 3
This is what FML's are these days? Oh boo hoo, you got wet :-( I'm so sorry. Your life is sooooo ******. Listen, do me a favor, please? Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it, but PLEASE be careful crossing the bridge. I don't want to see another FML about getting wet.
theian01 3
My comment was moderated because I was mean to the OP about the FML. I strongly disagree with this being an FML. The OP got wet, and that's all. Before I get impolite about this again, I just don't believe this should be an FML.
pvthill 0
Lena I bet u like to get wet and *** under sprinklers at golf courses lol
pvthill 0
ps 10 nice boobs ....:) not being Pervy I mean I know i'm not the only one that's said that before
xXLenaXx 0
...no actually, I don't. You massive creeper, GTFO.
OhWowFYLindeed 0
First of all, how in the world do you find it hot to do it in a golf course? o.O Some wierd fetishes there OP...
jpjruler 0
how'd that putter feel. I mean comon lol a golf course haha that's insane. ydi dum dum lol
yoyobecks 0
I love you
doorfloor 0
that's pretty fudging HOT
MrFancy 0
it's not that much of an FML, isn't it kinda like doing it in the shower?
msyelowbubblegum 0
hahaha i dont see what ur complianing about? hahaha the sprinklers just made it better :P
BadPinkKitty07 0
OP did your bf use his 9 iron or his driver? hope you didn't leave divots on the green. hole in one? was there any "FORE!"play? did ya polish his club and balls? hehe. those were awful, I'm such a nerd. but I've got a million of 'em! :D
Beeeeef 0
normally people would jump at the chance for a kiss in the rain, whats the difference? (:
newnew8 0
hahaha this made me laugh but it's more sexy in water ;) ()
rosemary1990 0
i dont see an fml here. to me it seems hoy to have sex while getting wet at the same time
M4V3R1CKR13 0
giggity
khara101 0
yeah i dont see the fml in this ? XD
CitizenSnipz 0
That's sexy. should've kept doing it. It's fun to do it in the rain, or in this case, the sprinklers. Believe.
irockfendergirl 0
80- exactly.... what a creep.
nina12_fml 0
that's hot! lol! jk
cant7see7me7 3
was your boyfriend tigerwoods?
its_tuesday 6
136 you made my day :)
ArrowLCMC 0
Doing it outside can be a thrill. I've done it on a golf course a few times. the thing here is the "who knew the sprinklers come on" comment. I'll tell ya who, anyone who has ever watched Happy Gilmore! Dumbass.
DJSTEIN 0
Sara you have really nice ****...oh and something about the post
tomtm7 0
wow, sprinklers turn u on alot more than ur boyfriend
gothrockerkid 0
I agree too. it's dark ur wet and the moons out while you're having it off, what else would you want??
S0_Fricken_CUtE 0
sounds hot to me. I wish I had a girl who would think that way
fmlsoobad 0
why the hell r u fukin in a golf park
lsk91 3
yea that's what i taught.....i mean that would make it even hotter (but she didn't mention if it was a cold night or not :P)
danii_s2 0
I see what you did there ;)
DarkHelmet 10
Giggity!!
dancingxthexmoon 0
lol
sabatical 0
tape it, rewind, watch in slow motion. done. you can make anything sexy in slow mo... like people falling down the stairs.
DarkHelmet 10
people falling down the stairs in slo mo is funny... I'm gonna have to check that out then lol
NailVarnishFan 0
ydi for being dumb
mrcoolman 0
lol well that sucks 4 u
Colonel_256 0
That is a hot thought. Might wanna check what time the sprinklers go off first. Before you have your night of fun.
UnderArmourPro 0
what do you suggest they do? ask what time the sprinklers go off? idiot.
DragonPorn 15
Or they could drive out there, time it, and then know. "idiot".
paintball2012 0
honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser
BigdaddyC 0
Sounds like a perfect date. Why say FML to a movie moment.
Izzy_babii 0
I was thinking the same thing 7
Trollz4daLULZ 2
#7, I would say that YOU'RE a loser, since you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". OP: pics/vid or it didn't happen!
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
this is not freakin school. people who correct people with their grammar are the biggest losers cause they have nothing better to do.
s2000lover 0
I disagree. people like myself do not like it when other people butcher the English language. I don't see how trying to make people smarter makes anyone a loser.
saint_jimmy 0
#62 is just upset because they're a loser. Also, they probably can't spell either.
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
#74, sorry to tell you, but I don't agree with you. This is a free website and anyone can type HOW THEY LIKE. If the person dosn't want too type with the right grammar then that is their problem, NOT YOURS. #70, serioisly who are you? get a life. I am pretty sure I can type or do you need glasses to see? don't go talking shit when you are clearly an idiot.
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
seriously*
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
seriously*
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
92: THIS IS A FREE WEBSITE. PEOPLE CAN DO WHAT THEY LIKE. If someone wants to correct another's grammar, that's their business, not yours. Funny how that MYOB philosophy works both ways, eh?
MjSmittys 0
lol nice one
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
and if I want to tell people that it is useless correcting peoples grammar, THEN I CAN. so please stfu. stop trying to pick fights.
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
that comment was to TheIrishBitch.
WingsFan80 4
@ #92 #70, serioisly who are you? get a life. I am pretty sure I can type or do you need glasses to see? serioisly open mouth, insert foot. repeat
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
wow I corrected myself. trying to be funny there? well you're not. fat ass.
saint_jimmy 0
lalalalala, I never said that people couldn't type how they wanted. I was just pointing out that correcting grammar does not make one a loser. Anyway, I can see the possibility of this turning into a huge flame war so will be going now.
WingsFan80 4
It doesn't matter weather you corrected yourself or not, dumb ass, you still said you can type and CLEARLY one can see that you can't. And fat ass? Last I checked, I fall way out of that category in life. To use such harsh words to insult someone shows your level of intelligence.
natas_fml 13
whether*
WingsFan80 4
ha I've never seen anyone type it like that... its always typed weather, but yeah that's like the weather outside lol
_streets_ 19
I have to admit that people who keep correcting others over their spelling and grammar does get really annoying sometimes. and u guys fighting about this is stupid. okay that's all = ]
ahugit 0
#70 72 and 94... "I have no life and pick on people on a web page for their grammar. Oh yeah, I'm so badass. I pick lame fights on the Internet so that I can hide behind a computer screen. FML"
Lozza111 0
haha, you guys are funny, what do you get out of fighting on the internet? I agree with Irish, myob and you'll be fine.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lol, TheIrishBitch. I now have my backup name should I ever get banned. Thanks lala. I occasionally play grammar/spelling Nazi if someone does something particularly funny or annoying, like making a condescending remark to someone else's bad grammar while improperly using it themselves. I did it this time because your argument-- and the statements you've made since my last post-- are hilariously self-contradicting: you accuse me of starting a fight when you were clearly doing it yourself already; you call me a bitch when I literally parroted your words back to you, then you proceed to call someone else a fatass; you reserve the right to say it's annoying and pointless to correct grammar, but tell me to shut up when I point out that it's annoying and pointless for you to correct the grammar Nazis. So, let me recap... It's ok for you to bitch about what annoys you, but NOT ok for anyone else to do the same. Everyone has the right to write what they want, as long as you agree. And you're the ultimate authority on all things labelled "Annoying and Pointless", if bad grammar doesn't bother you, no one else should ever complain. Got it. :}
ll_britrz_69 0
that's not so bad. I think the sprinklers being on would make it more fun ; P
jennahmenendez18 0
i agree
gamer94 0
The issue with that is the fact that there is fertilizer mixed in with the water in golf course sprinklers.
Drunkbunny 2
"Who would have thought that sprinklers come on a golf course at night..." Um, anyone who has ever seen an Adam Sandler movie, or any movie that has even one golf scene or a fraternity hazing scene.
ahugit 0
or, maybe a golfer? lol
the_flab 0
Yeah unless you're a complete retard you should know that the sprinkklers come on at night!
ahugit 0
oh, dude, you're kidding right?
MischiefManaged 0
it'd be even better if there were security cameras you didn't know about. unintentional porno ftw!
GermanBoy0_0 0
Looks like your bf got a hole in one /:)
intensitive 11
Booooooo.
theian01 3
Actually, he probably got a +12. Since the water ruined it for the girl, he had to move to the next hole.