Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Does this smell weird?
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Luscious locks
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML
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uhhh_khakis 2
Switch their mayonaise with shampoo
MomentoMori 23
Fill their Oreos with toothpaste. Payback is a bitch.
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Comments (105)
leminluvr4 1
Which is worse? Eating the shampoo or putting the mayonnaise in your hair?
EmilyEAB 8
what a pleasant suprise!
Jellysweetheart 23
I think someone's trying to help. Mayo is good for dry hair, so someone thinks you could use some help. Ouch
JamieLT 22
Did you figure that out before or after putting it in your hair?
meaghankrystine 15
Mayo is actually good for your hair.
newzealand 28
My heart breaks at the thought of wasting mayo like that D:
jsp16 24
Most likely Houdini the Hamster
redbritt08 4
that's actually good for your hair
HeartYou101 31
How could you not tell shampoo and mayonnaise apart though? One smells of rasberries, etc. and the other smells vinegary/eggy! Plus, shampoo is gooey/sticky and has a competely different consistency and texture to mayo...Not to mention it doesn't lather either...
8313girl 28
Wouldn't it be more funny if OP lived alone? Figuring out who indeed lol.