Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Does this smell weird?
Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Luscious locks
Today, I discovered that I bought two shampoos instead of a shampoo and conditioner. So for the past three months, I’ve been washing my hair twice. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML
Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML
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uhhh_khakis 2
Switch their mayonaise with shampoo
MomentoMori 23
Fill their Oreos with toothpaste. Payback is a bitch.
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Comments (105)
lazyslumber 18
Maybe someone wants to eat your hair!!
MarkToast 19
Apparently its good for your hair. The art teacher at my school always talks about how she washes her hair with mayonnaise. She also talks about how she brushes her teeth with milk. *shudders* doesn't smell the best in that classroom.
bobafett892 23
Put Nair in their shampoo.
LarissaT18 18
You can use mayo as conditioner. It keeps your hair healthy.
awesomeamandas 37
mayonnaise is an instrument not shampoo.
daughternature 7
Hey look on the BRIGHT side of things... Mayo makes your hair really soft && You can rub it in their face that they helped your hair look... FABULOUS
PoisonOrchid 21
Gag. I think I would vomit. Mayo = demon semen.
GentlemanBastard 15
Mayo is delicious and you know it!
arich6210 22
I've put mayo in my hair before picture day in high and it makes it look very soft! Just takes a lot of smell goods to cover up the smell lol
kianaaa32 17
Mayonnaise is actually really good for your hair, you're lucky it wasn't Nair!
headofmedusa 15
I never knew something like this could ever happen in Canada.