Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML
Today, I donated blood at a blood drive. As is the usual for blood drives, I was offered a shirt after donating. The worker handing out the shirts asked me for my size. I said that I was a medium. He looked me over, then asked, "Are you sure?" FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, at my new job at McDonald’s, they only had uniform pants in a size 36 or 56, nothing in between. I’m a size 40 so I squeezed into the 36. When I told my supervisor I couldn’t tuck my shirt into the pants like they asked, because I couldn’t close the top button, she told me to lose weight. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML
Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML
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Top comments
Hermyoni 0
Just because he wears an XL shirt does not in any way mean the guy is fat. He could have broad shoulders or muscular arms. Or maybe just be fit and like the extra room. Most built guys where L or XL shirts and even if he had a tummy so what. A medium is too small for most guys to be wearing anyway.
null_fml 11
Pssht, you should have "worn" it on one arm, or as a bandana, or something like that. Just in case their store policy isn't specific enough for that eventuality, which is a good possibility.
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Comments (139)
froco123 1
damn. that really sucks OP.
cucuto89 0
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YDI for being so biggggg, unless your muscular than your ******* awesome. If it's fat though, then YDI 110 %
Maddoctor 10
A fat XL is not even that big. A fat XXXL is big. And even if it is because he has some extra cushion how the **** is it his fault? It's his workplace's fault for not having shirts in every size. Way to be judgmental.
laughingpotato 0
what does OP even stand for?
Maddoctor 10
It stands for Original Poster.
starzchick 0
hahahaha.. love it
LexRB 0
YDI it for being fat YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI!
jamieleigh_315 0
93 ur awesome (:
cats400 16
Thanks 105. I've been a member for a few month and have always wondered what OP meant.
hahoon11 0
2nd!!!
hahoon11 0
oh and btw that really sucks op... lose weight so no one has to look at ur rolls
uncletr 0
I'm sure there is something you can do. This has to be an OSHA violation of some kind. Also, the two first people to comment are idiots.
hahoon11 0
I think the fourth person to comment this can suck it
beccaishereyay 11
:/ sorry buddy. thats sucks. no matter if your a medium small large or xxxxxxxxxxxxL. sucks either way
gr8koolkat 6
Isn't it 'OHAS'? For 'Occupational Health and Safety'? I don't see how 'Occupational Safety Health and' makes any sense sorry, so you probably shouldn't be calling other people 'idiots'. Unless it stands for something else, in that case, my apologies.
ksktwin84 14
It's OSHA - Occupational Safety and Health Administration. You should probably check your facts before criticizing other people, especially over such a widely known and used acronym
null_fml 11
Pssht, you should have "worn" it on one arm, or as a bandana, or something like that. Just in case their store policy isn't specific enough for that eventuality, which is a good possibility.
AlohaAshleigh 0
hahahaa, thas so gay.
GAYbrial 0
No it is in no way homosexual. : (
Kylias 6
Unless the manager is a man who just wants to see OP's rippling manrolls.
GAYbrial 0
Yes that's true but then he could sue for sexual harrassment.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
@24 not really.
lickmyjock 0
Dress to embarrass!
russelln 0
Lol
rberry_fml 0
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fatty
greendaygirl999 5
What a profound and intelligent comment.
EmaBella_fml 0
Your a fagat I hope you die for calling an innocent person a fatty.
smqueen 0
I would have asked them how it was even possible? I hate stupid companies. I started a new job once and was a size small and they only had an extra large. I looked like a tiny girl being swallowed by a trashbag. They didn't even order a smaller size for me at all. Companies like that are usually run sucky and you better be looking for a real job because you won't go anywhere there.
SecsNoises 6
Rip the sems on the shirt and say it happened when you "bent down" to "pick something up" >;]
SecsNoises 6
*seams whoopsie. serves me right for typing with one hand :P