kelsjenks
Canada
Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
and she blames me -_-
Calgary, Canada
Prehistoric
Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML
NaomiMadison
United States
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Anonymous
Sri Lanka
Scumbag
Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Matthew
United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
WTFwhywouldyoudothat
United Kingdom
Put it all back
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
Danielle
United States
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
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saIty 17
Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.
metallicshadow 16
haha ballbag
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metallicshadow 16
haha ballbag
kyarush 10
someone broke into my house and stole my motorcycle helmet and microwave. I have a brand new tv and xbox sitting in my living room... WTF? lol
juicedboi 7
At least they took something. Imagine the stress of wondering what they took if you couldn't figure it out.
rallets 23
i wouldnt have taken anything but i wouldve left a lava lamp
Trololololololo_fml 7
Better had been a goddamn great broom.
lorenzoman77 7
i wouldve taken the vacuum..
humorizer 14
"Ballbag"... What are you? Canadian?!
WellThatSucksMaj 0
be considerate, ballbags need clean floors too.... jeez
chuckychan 8
was it a swiffer sweaper?
CheckMyProfile 17
lmao
Zafrina15 13
yes he's canadian. are you not able to see the location clearly written? it says canada(british columbia). im going to guess youre some stupid american?
iSitt 0
or a Harry potter fan
missmurderx 8
37, Dane Cook reference?
bigbisawesome 0
dang ur cute
wooiekid 0
and I'm going to guess you're an uneducated Canadian moron
elite_stoner 0
probably crack head on a cleaning frenzy.
saIty 17
Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
At least that's what the meth monster that stole your broom was thinking.
rattusrattus 19
Witches used to use brooms to apply drugs to their... yeah. Apparently its hyper-sensitive or something. So you never know. At least brooms are cheap.
aliceisbored 11
It was probably a Firebolt!
AloysiusWeasley 15
Obviously his Nimbus broke down, the poor guy just needed a ride!
Vzify 0
sad -_-
kumonsucks 7
Most likely the nimbus 2000 :)
MrSousa10 8
Wow that's a first
JustOhSoLovely 6
no it's not, I do it all the time
sly161 0
Not really, I would rob a broom... I don't want dirt on mah floor :D
Nevitt 9
must have been a good broom
Legendslayer222 26
Hey, all the Harry Potter nerds have to end up somewhere now the series is over.
Nevitt 9
hey don't rage all over HP Fans... maybe Voldemort stole OP's broom
KiddNYC1O 22
Beat me to it. I was thinking must have been a Harry Potter fan.
KiddNYC1O 22
Beat me to it. I was thinking must have been a Harry Potter fan.
strainer04 8
true story!
Lovelyfailure 16
WIN. :D
iAmScrubs 19
The thief just wants to impress Cornelius Fudge with his or her Quidditch skills.
spazx 5
lmfaooooooooooo he said ballbag
LOLbomb 1
You fool! That broom was the last hope for humanity! You've doomed us all!
Pi653 0
Why do you care so much... Was it a firebolt
LOLbomb 1
You fool! That broom was the last hope for humanity! You've doomed us all!
stormchaser24 24
Well at least he did not take your TV or money or something valuable just a 2.50 broom and the damages to the window or door. So I think you got off lucky. but still FYL
metallicshadow 16
oh wait...
ilovepotatoes419 14
how u you know it was 2.50? you dont