Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, right before the most important final of my education, I got a text from my mom saying my house had burned to the ground, and my children were outside waiting for the firemen. I panicked, left school, and sped home… all for her to laugh and tell me it was “just a joke.” FML
Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy bears explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
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KittyLahv 27
I guess Satan laughed too.
eyebrowzzz 21
Your parents won't be laughing when they have to pay that bill $$
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graphicstyle7 17
I hate math. When I finally got through my requirements to get a degree, I lit a nice fire in the grill and turned those instruments of torture into ashes!
joyboy390 12
Guess you really weren't joking lol. Thats your subconscious mind at work. But hey I'm sure you'll blaze right through you're math final!
Narayan96 13
the irony
CaptainRR 20
Maybe your science textbook caught on fire
ullsmith 11
Can someone look at my profile. It's green I hacked it
Leg_A_Sea 4
Sorry OP, you attracted that to yourself.
Tgo19053 15
YDI, definitely should be more careful with an open flame. This tip has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood firefighter.
VIRUSBRAIN 5
Fight fire with fire.... Good job ;)
shayyy325 5
haha. that's why you need scentsy! always warm never hot! shannonwigg.scentsy.us
Kittyphysics 21
now make a joke about winning the lottery. you might be onto something. good luck on your finals op