Today, one of my friends blew a giant vape cloud and the principal saw and called us into his office. We blamed each other, so the principal checked both of our backpacks. Apparently, my friend snuck his pen into my bag somehow. I don't even vape. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad caught me vaping. From the volume of his yelling, you’d think he caught me sniffing cocaine out of a prostitute's ass crack. FML
Today, my parents searched my room because yesterday they found one of my friends vapes in my bag, which they made me return. Sadly, they found a box vape with 2 e-juices and gave me a talking to. So now, I'm never allowed out of the house until I'm 18 (I'm 14 right now) and I'm never allowed friends over. Also, they're really mean. FML
Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, it’s only the first week of school and already I’ve confiscated five vapes, ended makeup tutorials along with full pallets and contour kits, broken up three fist fights, and had to remind the class of the importance of keeping one’s clothes on during school. I teach fourth grade. FML
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Today, I ate fruit for a snack before I left to visit my mom. When I arrived, she accused me of vaping because I smelled like fruit. I'm also 27. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
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Top comments
Allie614032 34
Not sure that person should be considered your "friend" anymore...
arioch_fml 20
Light his pants on fire,and then call him a liar. The principal couldn't argue against that proof.
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Comments (21)
jcblack01 9
If the vape had nicotine in it suggest that the principal has you take a piss test for nicotine, results should speak for themselves
Allie614032 34
Not sure that person should be considered your "friend" anymore...
RichardPencil 32
You was framed!
talaswolf 20
No shit Sherlock.
arioch_fml 20
Light his pants on fire,and then call him a liar. The principal couldn't argue against that proof.
tonyfan00 38
Most principals ARE a little stupid...
Shabnam Moghal 14
See you in Comments of the Week lol
arioch_fml 20
Lol maybe, but there's still plenty of time for people to do better.
joshszz_fml 27
Humorous and humble?! Oh my...
CommentsOnPosts 1
Then your "friend" shouldn't have a problem with you smashing "your" vape pen and throwing it in the trash :^)
egnur_mas 19
What a great idea, op could walk out of the principals office and scream "That's it I'm never vaping again!" And then stomp the crap out of the vaporiser and throw it in the bin. That'd show the "friend".
joeyl1990 28
I doubt the principle will give it back
jc1015 25
Some friend
smartjaguargurl 17
Sounds like you need a new friend
Etweens96 25
That's not a friend. That's a backstabber. I would cut all contact with him.
Lobby_Bee 18
Take his vaporizer and sell it.
Tumaco1963 19
Tu amigo es un pelotudo.