areyouserial
United States
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
FlatFoot
New York, United States
Move, bitch! Get out the way!
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Slippin'
Steele, United States
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Top comments
Goddess_Rummy 13
Is it because you have been naughty this year?
boofgall 16
A Segway? Times sure have changed.
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Comments (108)
jackeechan 10
I think that means you made the naughty list
Calen5556 0
Santa can't walk anymore. All those damn cookies
XxPieTheifxX 6
Really?!
The_Troller 14
YES RLY.
sikmunkee 9
dasher,dancer,prancer,vixon,comet,cupid,donner,blitzen,anx rudolph were on vacation
mrz1177 11
He does need a way to get around dosnt he?
maninthebox11 8
How do you miss him? He's a fat guy with red and white on.. And a beard.. Pretty easy to spot .. Stupid.
bananagrams 9
Wow, Santa is really being a dick this year
NoahCOD24 5
Ouch
afulks78 11
They see me roll on my Segway. Trying to catch me white and nerdy
SCOLA 0
Ouch!