areyouserial
United States
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
FlatFoot
New York, United States
Move, bitch! Get out the way!
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Slippin'
Steele, United States
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
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Goddess_Rummy 13
Is it because you have been naughty this year?
boofgall 16
A Segway? Times sure have changed.
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Comments (108)
coltsrock37 15
Looks like Santa upgraded his sleigh, and figured you were naughty. Those Segways are damn heavy too.
loserman67 36
Was he carrying his huge sack with him at the time???? *anyone get the double entendre* Thanks, I'm here all week, remember to tip your waitresses
party_rockin 4
*crickets*
I_lost_the_game 25
GET OFF THE STAGE!
ImmaEatYouXx 10
*tumbleweed*
every1luvsboners 11
Believe it or not, Santa does have a life and a busy schedule. Last time we met up me and him played Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen. You talk about a good time.
Jonkbaby 23
at least your grandma didn't get ran over by a raindear
twinny_sc 13
Seriously?
Jonkbaby 23
yea man you havent had a bad Christmas until then thank you
DocBastard 40
Don't do it...don't do it...don't... At* run* reindeer* Ugh...I feel dirty now.
Jonkbaby 23
i spelled 'at' right though
Cheesecakee 11
Capitalization...
champjb 0
I really wanna see a flying segway
geon_olam 17
I'd imagine landings are rough
Heeeerroin 5
At least he did not shoot you in the face. See? It can always be worse.
emsdashkova 10
where was Rudolph when this occurred? maybe if his nose had been around Santa would have seen your foot.
geon_olam 17
Rudolph took a visit to the glue factory to help pay for Santa's new Segway. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you all...
stormchaser24 24
Run Santa over with a reindeer. Sorry I could not resist.
KiddNYC1O 22
They only obey Santa and elfs.
SadisticStephyy 21
Grandma got run over by a Segway... Walking home from our house Christmas Eve... Wait... I hate that movie, what am I saying? FML for knowing that song, FYL cause that sounds like it hurts.
M0rt 0
I used to believe in Santa then I took an arrow to the knee