Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "Sex". My son is 16. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
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ThatOneGuy719 16
One free ticket to the principals office!
Yeshua_fml 19
It is times like these that you wish teachers were able to hit their students.
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Comments (159)
interesting33 37
I am probably being over the top but might it be worth checking out if he is okay - not sexually abused or anything as I read somewhere that children sometimes are overly sexual and this can be a sign of abuse - although i think that was for young children?
SUNNYLAKE 2
Wow I would love that
deyzhaaaa 1
I'm not saying what he did what right but..... your name is MILF
LuvMissKay 4
What did you say?
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
Punishment or a little investigation. That sounds pretty shifty to me.
Axel5238 29
Had a kid in our HS math class that asked the teacher to strip and dance on the table. He eventually left kid had some serious issues wrote poetry about killing people that hunt/hurt animals for any reason. This kid is either an ass or has serious issues that need to be looked into.
blackychan63 12
so.. did it feel nice? o.O
nmartinez2018 10
I think the real question here is, did you touch it?
Daddybo 3
im horny
roomey007 3
omg what did u do