Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "Sex". My son is 16. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
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ThatOneGuy719 16
One free ticket to the principals office!
Yeshua_fml 19
It is times like these that you wish teachers were able to hit their students.
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Comments (159)
ThatOneGuy719 16
One free ticket to the principals office!
jipster 11
That kid watched to much ****.
Sandsh8rk 36
This is when the cane would come in useful.
Nevermind212 11
And now he's gonna know all what he saw in **** movies is not true.. Poor kid. How mean teacher you are
Blackhawk706 23
#17 He can supply the cane...
AnOriginalName 19
#17 I'm not sure that using a cane would dissuade this kid from acting out his fantasy.
HJKM_fml 19
@1 And to therapy.
starile 20
Interrupting the teacher, that's a paddlin'.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Two words: Naughty America
nightowl713 25
With the rise in the amount of inappropriate student teacher relationships, the best thing she could do was give a detailed report to her principal of the incident. I'm not saying all kids, but a lot of kids these days have no sense of consequence. He could very easily try to turn the situation around since he didn't get what he wanted. Keeping something like that to yourself could have very serious repercussions. I'd request the student be transferred from my class if at all possible, and make a point to steer clear of him in the future.
conman531 23
More like a free ticket to suspension
JAKASS200 5
#73 that's not the only thing rising
Brandi_Faith 34
#73 I completely agree that she has to explain what happened to the principle and write an incident report! If she doesn't he may come up with a story that she tried to hit on him or there was some sort of sexual violation because he is upset he got turned down. Op be sure to at least tell the principle what happened right away before he can come up with his story!
incoherentrmblr 22
#66, and PornHub.
Obacooba 14
#107 no one cares about what your favourite website is
marulicko 19
Aha! So chivalry and romance are not dead
WeskersSexslave 15
you mean, fired.
gurman27 3
Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better!
mominzed 19
This is when the cane needs to straighten the cane.
k3nd3ll 3
lmao well did u
Redoxx_fml 22
Yes and then she posted a video of it on youjizz
euphoricness 28
That was a very good video
anchorsaweigh003 13
#31 which one? when I search 'teacher and student' there's like 8,503 results
euphoricness 28
I searched for the "FML milf with horny problem teen"
Starponer 7
i wondered the same thing
HAMY_fml 23
Awkward
CattiniThePanini 14
No, it wasn't awkward AT ALL. *Sarcasm is used here*
cakefete2 31
So it's gotten to the point that we have to literally spell out that we are being sarcastic? Unfortunately, my friend, you might be right.
laden_swallow09 35
Yes, 52. Sarcasm doesn't convey well with text. Never has. Adding a simple "/sarcasm" to the end of a post is refreshing, I think.
mcrepas 19
No 46 was loud and clear about the sarcasm, even without spelling it out.
TechFire 25
Considering how bad you seem to be at using sarcasm, I can see why you need to spell it out so strongly #46.
Yeshua_fml 19
It is times like these that you wish teachers were able to hit their students.
AnOriginalName 19
*hit on, I'm sure you meant to say.
Mauskau 36
No, they mean as in hitting them with the cane or something similar to discipline them. However this kid might be looking for that, too.
arandomusernameaa 20
#47 ... There is something called sarcasm/ making a joke... lighten up.
Scynistr 20
I'm pretty sure they know.. And implemented their own joke..
kaablam 17
Giving kids a paddlin' is still allowed in some schools, just not most of them.
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure why this was downvoted. It is true. There are still counties in North Carolina (and elsewhere, I'm sure) where corporal punishment is legal.
Obacooba 14
I thought you were gonna say "In time like these, you need mintees" xD
Bigemrick 7
in my country its lega
cacheson 42
No, don't hit him! He might like it
oddities 20
You can't blame a guy for trying. You know, unless it's creepy and inappropriate like that time. Please tell me you sent him to the principal's office or something. That's sexual harassment on his part and not at all okay. It's especially inappropriate since he's your student.
AlaskanG 27
How are you going to say can't blame a guy for trying, then blame him for trying?
Ilovemysphynx 19
I sense irony...
oddities 20
#13, did you not read that all the way through? I was being sarcastic in the opening sentence. I do that a lot.
emilyjgraham 34
Yea sarcasm unless done properly isn't very well read in text form. :)
jixiekat 14
6.... um what? you fail
Fmlreadermostly 20
I got the blatant sarcasm. Your reply is actually one of my favorites.
EdenCrystal 21
Well someone is desperate
cakefete2 31
Not necessarily. OP could be a smoking hot teacher and the student simply doesn't have the requisite tact to pose his question. I know that I've had some teachers that could fog my glasses just thinking about them.
Goblin182 27
#56 there's a "tactful" way for a student to ask a teacher for sex?
Gaucho03 5
How would that be
squidgy787 22
Wait until they graduate and are of legal age?
Ilovemysphynx 19
Wow! That is so inappropriate. He needs a lesson in boundaries.
arandomusernameaa 20
I thought that was geography...
Beansforbill 14
You consider yourself a milf so I guess you can't expect much else! Lol
Warden1986 16
Just because she might be a "MILF". Does not mean she does not deserve some respect. Specially being that is a teacher.
ChefChris 2
Somebody is on quite a dry spell it seems. You should of laughed in face.
iOceanus 18
Must...resist...nazism...okay, but really? Should of? Come on.
Soloman212 28
What's bothering me is "laughed in face."
why_teh_hell 25
The whole sentence bothers me. 'You should of laughed in face.' That was even painful to type.
kittylevin 8
He's probably not a native English speaker. You should of give break.
AlaskanG 27
TILF?