Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML
Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML
Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML
Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would've run that one over." Thanks. FML
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
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Top comments
Cloudberry 10
Holy crap that is very dangerous and very illegal. I hope you got his plate number!
imp4ct 15
Wow. That father deserves some punches in the balls, just to be sure he doesn't get any more kids.
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Comments (159)
Cloudberry 10
Holy crap that is very dangerous and very illegal. I hope you got his plate number!
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Flogging the dad is the right move, police never do shit because of the rules they have.
FMLshark 12
People like the father should never procreate. Ever.
FMLshark 12
Aw. 28's comment is gone, and I'm left here talking about steering penises.
DrDilllonReese 12
Well we all know who the Worst Dad of 2012 Award goes to...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh, tell me more about steering penises.
rocoskewl14 3
What was 28s' comment?
FMLshark 12
84, he said that the wheel wasn't the only thing he was "steering", and made an unrelated "wincest" joke. The mods didn't find it very funny. Nor did anyone else.
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
WHITE TRASH FOR THE WIN!!!!
siickman 7
83, im guessing no one told you how the world really is going to end, they just told you it was going to end and you believed them (some people said, "HA see we didnt die and its 2012" ... Its sppose to happen in december idiot... So research before hearing rumours). Anyways, i dont believe the things they say about the world ending and the world is for sure not going to end because someone gets run over by a dumb dather.
Goldenchest 14
^ What?
siickman 7
I dont even know what the **** i said... I rambled and brought up shit, im Not normal, dont judge.
llamafish 25
135 - Do you hear the voices, too?
dsbs 9
135- that's about as obvious as the bulge in my pants
mycatsarecrazy 5
Are you high??
siickman 7
No. I was just out of it yesterday. Dont mind me people :3
CommonSenseKarma 17
Did anyone even catch that the child was only steering? The dad was probably the one with the legs long enough to control the brakes and the accelerator. That doesn't make the dad any of a better person, though. Just thought it interesting he probably would have done the same thing without a child in his lap, perhaps.
Braeden_FML 5
Thanks officer we know
acommonman 23
23's comment is hilarious. Flogging? Is this the ******* 18th century?
bubbywaldo 0
Get the license plate and call the cops!!!
Zoranius 6
I think that it's illegal to take someones licenseplate..
kooochris1995 14
He meant write them down.
Grammar_Nazi01 5
Thank you Captain Obvious. >.<
p3mguin 7
Your an idiot.^ It's funny how he was actually serious, so he had to give an explanation. Stfu
DogsPaw 16
93 You're*
Grammar_Nazi01 5
Uhm... #93 I don't think you understand what just happened. You're the idiot. ;)
TheChosenSpoon 0
LOL 29 so much win!
JVVL 6
This is my time to shine... FIRST. I'm soodosodooosooOoOoOoOoo coolszzzzzzz
biggestfan23 11
Where's the police when you need them? That's def. an issue
Colonel_Lexi 18
4-Yet they are always around when I accidentally ****-up.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
4- The police are obviously on the streets harassing innocent people or something, but they somehow aren't there when you really need them...
zyperman43 19
4- it doesn't take too much extra time to write definitely...
mizuki123 8
Remind me to not to go to that state... Ever. That's very dangerous.
SavingRyansPvts 4
Sadly, There are going to be idiots anywhere you go...you just have to find a nice place with a smaller portion of them.
mizuki123 8
True.. I don't see that much where I'm at though.
abbybailey204 19
Bad parent alert! Bad parent alert!
06dopey 8
you don't say
imp4ct 15
Wow. That father deserves some punches in the balls, just to be sure he doesn't get any more kids.
shawnroche 0
Aww he missed you?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
No, OP is contacting us beyond the grave. The afterlife has FML stories like you wouldn't believe.
xcarxcrashx 9
Rude little cherry hill boy!!
shawnroche 0
Hahaha nice:) I was kidding btw
xcarxcrashx 9
It's cool. I just like seeing peeps from the hill.
nadnerbz 6
That is stupid, but wouldn't the dad have his foot on the pedal? I doubt the kid could reach it
THE_A_TEEN 28
"...except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering." Reading comprehention works wonders.
lexa1love 16
Even if the child was steering, his father should have braked for a red light.
startrekker 3
true, father could have braked and I am sure he was going slowly too. not condoning it but not as dangerous as some are making it out to be.
kisenhoff 4
Ether way it was still bad
t765234 10
94- "Run down" does not really imply slow driving.
nadnerbz 6
17- I understand that, I probably should've put more into the comment. I meant that the even though it was a terrible idea to have his son driving, the dad should've stopped regardless
isis_morrigan 18
"small child" should be in a carseat or booster at the least! Not sitting in the fathers lap, regardless of who is controlling pedals, or steering, or the fact that they should have stopped at red light!
SammySteel 6
Stupidity at it's finest.
Heinousness 0
That man is a bad parent(or an irresponsible one[lets just go with the second one])