Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The View
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Kids…
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML
It wasn't me
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
What is going on?
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Assumptions
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Top comments
docphil 9
Oh no a teenager going through puberty looked at your ass! End of the ******* world.
ojosRojos 28
He’s in 8th grade and you’re surprised he’s checking you out? Take it from a fellow teacher - that’s actually developmentally appropriate. If you’re gonna work with middle schoolers, you gotta be able to handle stuff like that.
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docphil 9
Oh no a teenager going through puberty looked at your ass! End of the ******* world.
Inkoseh 33
Oh you sweet, summer child.
Adam Sherwin 3
I am amazed at the level of insult this was.
Henry8cooper 15
I am 52 - I have been checking butts every day since 6. grade - I hope I don't get caught as much these days.. Did he like it by the way?
ojosRojos 28
He’s in 8th grade and you’re surprised he’s checking you out? Take it from a fellow teacher - that’s actually developmentally appropriate. If you’re gonna work with middle schoolers, you gotta be able to handle stuff like that.
slym12312425 9
kid checked your ass out, it ain't the end of the world. pull him aside after class and explain that you did catch him and that while some find it flattering, you don't and you would appreciate if he refrains from it in the future.
David Rivera 1
if you're a guy don't do it not worth. you'll be labeled pedo and have that for rest of your life , if you're a female you'll get Max 1 year probation . Equality at it's finest!
DrSamba 7
Wrong. Ever hear of Mary Kay Letourneau? Felony rape, seven years.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Stacy's Mom has got it goin' on.
0neiros 14
Got it bad got it bad got it bad...I'm hot for teacher. Don't stand, don't stand so, Don't Stand so close to me.
alycion 39
The age where kids start to realize the opposite sex doesn’t have cooties. Isn’t crushed on teachers in middle school/jr. high common? He’s probably not the only one who has done that.
AmbrosiaFan 19
so did he grab your ass or just look at it? he's in eighth grade, that happens.
Mathalamus 25
How is that unusual?