Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "Sex". My son is 16. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML
Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
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ThatOneGuy719 16
One free ticket to the principals office!
Yeshua_fml 19
It is times like these that you wish teachers were able to hit their students.
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Comments (159)
crazytwinsmom 25
The student is thinking TILF. Oops 11 types faster.
Earths_Venus 25
If I was his parent I'd be dragging him out of there by his ear and giving him a good butt-kicking.
morella_xx 29
Something tells me he doesn't have very involved parents.
starile 20
She obviously does not command any respect from her students if he's comfortable enough to be freely insinuating such vulgar things. She deserves it for not establishing herself as an authority figure, because respectable teachers won't take that crap.
AlaskanG 27
She deserves to be sexually harassed? You're an idiot.
raphanne_fml 33
#39 Yay, let's blame the victim here. So much fun. You cosmic imbecile.
glabberfasted 16
39 - Are you also one of those idiots who claims rape victims ask for it when they dress a certain way? You sound stupid.
pratikp03 22
Bangidly Bangidly boom boom
silencebabyy 23
Well i guess now you know why he was being problematic..
cakefete2 31
Because he was having a *clears throat* hard time focusing.
91hayek 31
This is where you develop a mean sense of humour and an even meaner sense of sarcasm. "I could touch it but I left my magnifier and tweezers back home.", "I would touch it but the President needs to visit it first, being it's a ground zero for crotch rot." " I would put it in my mouth but I already used a tooth pick earlier today."
cakefete2 31
That would actually work. Hit him with a "your penis remind me of a short joke. A very short joke." OP should try your advice and then post an update.
cbroady0529 9
Nope nope nope. That's a one-way ticket to disciplinary action against the teacher, possibly even arrest. TRUST me, they don't even begin to play with that kind of thing.
shagy_91 8
the burns are strong with these
pratikp03 22
This is like friends, where students has crush on Ross lol
Dollwitha45 6
Even if he's mentally challenged, it's inappropriate. It's just harder to appropriately punish him that way. But mentally handicapped people need to have boundaries too.
Dollwitha45 6
Replied to the wrong comment. How do I delete a comment?
flashback_fml 14
Well? Did you?!
worldclassrager 41
Suspending him might be a good thing or something similar
ArmyDoc 11
That's a big problem. Def report his behavior right away so it's documented. Cover your a**
Dollwitha45 6
Even if he's mentally challenged, it's inappropriate. It's just harder to appropriately punish him that way. But mentally handicapped people need to have boundaries too.