Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm a pathological liar and I would like to go get help. They didn't believe me, and told me stop making stuff up. FML
Aaronator25 tells us more.
Hey guys this is OP, you probably wont believe me, but hey that'd make me a liar so... Im still trying to convince my parents of this so i can see a professional...
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ElizaZee 9
So they don't believe the fact that you're a pathological liar... Which means they think it's a lie... Which gives them evidence that you ARE a pathological liar. This like lie-ception!
Sir_ND_Pity 35
We'd like to believe you, OP, but we all know what an incredible liar you are. Wait, what?
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Roskosity 22
Or your plants. I've heard it both ways.
whY402Jay 12
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They finally believe you.
DaDezza244 31
The FML clearly stated that his parents did not believe him. Please read the FML properly #3
ElatedEarthling 15
I think #3 was saying they believe OP because they told him to "stop making stuff up". Making stuff up typically means lying.
Aaronator25 7
Well it didnt. They dont believe me.
EpicSquishii 21
Stop lying to us!!!!
Damian95 16
I don't believe you when you say that you're lying!!!
LaughinStock 16
Why does op keep lying to me? He said he wouldn't post this FML! :(
Sir_ND_Pity 35
We'd like to believe you, OP, but we all know what an incredible liar you are. Wait, what?
ElizaZee 9
So they don't believe the fact that you're a pathological liar... Which means they think it's a lie... Which gives them evidence that you ARE a pathological liar. This like lie-ception!
Drebinius 15
Dude, you're so deep.
djxerxes9000 18
Thats what your dad said
SuperDanielNL 23
Catch-22...
154rct 7
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT DON'T THINK ABOUT IT DON'T THINK ABOUT IT
ekb777 13
Admitting you need help is the first step. Next step is getting new parents
Wizardo 34
The boy who cried wolf, seems as if no one read that story - ever.
perdix 31
#8, I love that story! I refer to it all the time!
Wizardo 34
#76 How can you lie to me like that?! I thought we were buddies, guess I was wrong, no one reads that story...
SystemofaBlink41 27
You're such a good liar that when you admit that you're lying, they think you're lying? You my friend, are waaaay too good.
Enslaved 38
They didn't believe you because you were telling the truth. Best to tell them that after you get caught in a big fat lie!
Sir_ND_Pity 35
1 - We might also need some telephone wire and something to hang OP to the aforementioned wire.