Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
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Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Why the **** would you slam on the breaks, moron.
chester75 5
I just thought that by hitting the breaks gravity would return the shit to the dogs ass.
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Comments (165)
Zeusthegoose 0
lol-a-saurus
sallen0046 4
Unless there's something directly in front of you on the roadway, you never slam on the brakes, especially with animals loose in your vehicle. Not only does it do absolutely nothing for your current situation, but you could have caused an accident or injured your animals.
AWESOME3SOME 0
Today, on the way home from the dog groomers, my great Dane was feeling confident and decided to have a three some with my two poodles, therefore causing me to slam on my breaks because I wanted to join in on the fun. THE END. FML!
gigglezdaclown18 0
why do spend money on a damn groomer for a dog? they get dirty in an hour ydi
cindayy77 0
that really sucks FYL
JScherz28 4
hahahahaha that's what you get for being lazy and not washing your dogs yourself
taetae169 0
haha u suck
darkmis1 18
Why weren't they in some kinda carrier?
Aj1221 0
Well for obvious reasons the Great Dane is too big for any crate that would fit in a car. Maybe the other dog is smaller but since they don't say maybe it's too big for one too.
varkey 7
why did you slam on the brakes? and it's technically safer for your dogs to be in a crate i will say both YDI and FYL
Yaqui_fml 9
Yeahhh...why would you break suddenly? every time I even break a little bit my dog moves at least a little; it was obvious what would happen if you did that. I mean, unless the diarrhea fumes were clouding your mind then...nevermind. lol