Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Why the **** would you slam on the breaks, moron.
chester75 5
I just thought that by hitting the breaks gravity would return the shit to the dogs ass.
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Comments (165)
murrfy 0
U should be so lazy and wash your own dog!
guitar_god7007 3
dude u just made my day. thanks.
pacmandylan 0
thats funny
cerebral 0
you and your bitch totally deserved, you sound like you are too rich anyway...get over yourself...my freshly shampooed dane, puhleass!
xgetxbentx 13
this is both. fyl because doggy diarreah in the car would suck ydi for slamming on your breaks, it wasn't necessary and you could have hurt one of the dogs or caused an accident
bloopster 2
YDI. If you own dogs that need grooming, you'd think you'd learn to do that yourself.
zomglol 3
Why is your dog sliding off the seat?? All dogs should be restrained in moving vehicles, just like people should! I feel sorry for your dogs, but you deserve it. >=/
GummiiGumm 0
Bathe them up again... Thats it
Babygirl2338 0
lmao sorry but i litterally laughed at this
katrinakae1 5
You deserve it for having dogs in your car.