Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Top comments
sailorzoe 14
Fired, or possibly a raise?
RodStar 0
What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o
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Comments (328)
chris_legit 0
Congrats on the promotion!(:
perdix 31
You can use "Find My iPhone" to lock your phone and make the user enter a password to use it, or wipe it altogether.
lucy8248 0
Nice friend OP
coltonp90x 2
Some friend you got there.
isteadymob 4
Your friend is a genius
Cm4marinebmf 0
maybe hel like them
chelsieer0xz 0
lmao this made me die laughing then i saw fired or possibly raise hahahah
DamnSmooth 0
Sounds like (aside from not being a very good friend) your friend is flat-out immature. Unfortunately, your probably no better (since you hang out with him/her) & equally as immature. Your boss probably knew there was something wrong with you all along & will use this as a blessing in disguise to get rid of you.
loovemylife 7
lmfaoooo
beetboxboy 9
Roflmfaooooooo
ashley92397 0
wow! that's funny(: but I'm sure your boss liked it :p