Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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sailorzoe 14
Fired, or possibly a raise?
RodStar 0
What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o
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Comments (328)
nomforlife 0
This is why you do find my iPhone so when your friends do stupid shit with your phone you can go on the computer and lock it. :D
nepture_rose 3
Ex-friend?
suprmidgt 0
I think I might actually beat the **** out of him with a baseball bat for that. your "friend" is a piece of shit. I know that seems obvious but you are friends with him.
GEFStryker 29
Wow, he really shafted you, didn't he?
tom_es 3
You can call the police and make him pay for it. It is serious staff.
BeeMaddness 0
Yeah, that's not a friend. Cut his dick off!!
Chrispayne 4
Get ur phone back and forward then to everyone.
Cat_Daniels 6
Lol what if your boss invites u to dinner.... O.o becareful :P
candys123 0
Say your phone was stolen and tell your boss other ppl said they got the same texts.
XxDancerGirlxX 17
If you get fired, beat his ass. If you get a raise, then thank him? lol