canispankthat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sady_Ct
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Tonya
United States
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
UnsexyWife
🌶️ Spicy
Horny on main
Today, I sent my husband a bra and panties pic. He simply “Liked” it on iMessage. Yet he always comments, “Beautiful, hot, gorgeous, sexy, etc.” on bikini models he follows on Instagram’s photos, along with lovey dovey emojis. FML
Anonymous
Parker, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Dorito Man
Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of Doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the Doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
jodibut
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Good one
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Expectations
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
anonymous
Spokane, United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's business time
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
coppervains
Livonia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
OCD
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Top comments
phatdaddy62 23
cross dressing usually has little to do with gay. it's separate from sexual preference. it's still odd. but I've known several cross dressers with happy heterosexual marriages.
RezaDupontDC 0
Relax, it's not gay. You turn him on, and he's trying to imagine how it feels to be you.
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Comments (74)
olivia365411 0
wow WTF?!!
sukaaa 0
seriously hes a she... and shes a freak wat zde fuhk?
jester613 2
YDI for having panties your husband can fit into fatty.
megamandude455 10
oh wow, this fml just reminded me of spongebob. I can just imagine op's husband saying it the Patrick said it in the chocolate episode XDD
skittle68 0
At least he loves you. He could do worse things than want to try on your panties. Like drugs, binge drinking all the time, hitting you, being a dead beat... I would just try to think of it as being a little kinky ha ha
Cjw1220 0
26, maybe he has a small package.
iSitt 0
at least he's not into Dutch ovens.
RedPillSucks 33
@26 LOL. I was thinking the same thing. Shame on me. Maybe they're both skinny
johnnie99 0
At least he wasn't smelling them.
lemoncows 2
fat people can't wear "cute floral panties"
ajporrasm 0
sure they can. unfortunately.
jonjanssen13 0
you make me wet when you come in the door oh oh oh oh..... come over
fastspeed1234 0
at least he loves her :P
missabbey 3
26 your a jerk wad!!!! Really what if their both skinny? Your a jerk!
Dejuan_D 0
haha that sucks, first
codgod93 0
fail whale.
sculp91 0
bahahahahahaa
randomchickkk 0
nice picture :)
chrishansen 0
nice boobs
boojie97 12
*FAKE boobs
boojie97 12
ur 13. go and ********** or watever
Timmo_fml 2
It's nice he loves you. Shame he'd rather you were called Alfred.
jpouch1 0
you must have a tiny man or huge panties!
skittle68 0
Lol my man is 6"2 and 180 lb, and I'm 5"0 110 lb, but I bet he could squeeze into my panties. They would never look the same after that- I'm sure you would be able to hear the elastic ripping- but maybe op's husband was going to throw them away after.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, tbf, was there anything he could say to you OP that would make it seem any less weird? :P
Timmo_fml 2
I tripped and fell?
Cinn_fml 23
Being able to trip and fall and get on some panties in the one movement is fairly impressive... If not unlikely. :P Maybe he should've just said. "I'm wearing my wife's knickers." (I'll be surprised if anyone gets the reference, but you never know.)
5t3ff1k4h 47
"I tripped and fell..." ...and all my clothes happened to fall of, and the only thing I could find to cover myself was this pair of panties. How do they look?
laughing_atyou 0
48- off* AND before you start accusing me of stalking you, I don't. I always read Cinn's comments. ^^ Back to the FML, girls wear boxers and get away with it, so why can't guys wear panties? OKAY I DON'T WEAR PANTIES AND NEVER TRIED TO!
RedPillSucks 33
Cinn, How about "Does this make my butt look fat?"
Cinn_fml 23
Well, at least that one doesn't involve a really obscure reference, RedPill. :P
5t3ff1k4h 47
52 - Thanks. I realized that after. One typo's pretty good for being heavily drugged with cold meds! :)
mintcar 10
Cross dressing fail.
amayaa_fml 7
aaaaaha oh man, wear his boxers?
cantfightfate 0
yeah but that's not nearly as weird.
dynky 3
poor guy. he's probably really embarrassed. I hope you didn't make a big deal out of it.
lionandthelamb61 9
I think as long as he wasn't then forced to admit that he was gay and in love with Pedro the pool boy, I'd be totally cool with this. There's nothing wrong with a healthy curiosity for the opposite sex, it's just more often accepted when it's on the womens' side.
skittle68 0
Totally agree
ucofresh 4
What does being gay have to do with anything? I'm gay and I've never worn panties. Way to feed the stereotypes... Idiot.
boopityboppity 11
65, I believe 11 was saying that if she were in the OP's position, she wouldn't really care about this incident *unless* the OP's husband admitted to being gay, in which case the couple would obviously have an entirely different problem.
Karnezar 2
Well the bad thing about being gay is that you're inclined to divorcing your wife, leaving her alone and heart-broken. Damn gays /sarcasm