Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Top comments
sailorzoe 14
Fired, or possibly a raise?
RodStar 0
What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o
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Comments (328)
StillOnTheRise 0
You won't be getting that promotion anytime soon
kenziem18 0
I think it's a good idea to look for a new job.. sorry your friends a loser..
PrestonG95 7
Your friend?
Blueocean7 19
That's sick, no matter what. A true friend wouldn't do that. I'd be beyond royally pissed! Would dump that friend ASAP! Plus lock your phone always!
howmanykittehz 1
You need to find a new friend
cupcakes729 7
Do the same to him.
lstrawberrycake 12
if he is doing that to you, he's not your friend
byteolu 0
No, it means he just doesnt take you serious
0304 0
once he was done screwing around... he would have his ass kindly kicked
GingerDTF 0
Hail to the D
greenbox 0
What a dick