Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Top comments
sailorzoe 14
Fired, or possibly a raise?
RodStar 0
What if you're boss liked the pictures? O__o
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Comments (328)
lokrar789 7
Hehehehehe ur screwed
Wirbelwind 2
Kick his ass. Truthfully, he deserves worse (?_??)
SeasonedLemur 5
should have shat through the key hole.
johnnyboy12396_fml 4
In a bathroom where his friend has acces to a camera and his boss's email ? Really think that's a good idea ?
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Lmfao.
angieintn 1
Just lie and say your phone was stolen. Technically it was temporarily stolen.
RyNo24 4
Your friend is a dick (no pun intended) lol
jlh2283 1
Sounds like a bad friend and he seems immature... He doesn't care about you either...
DeathBunny218 37
i bet you won't be complaining if you get a promotion and a big bonus in the near future :P
DarwinWillFixIt 11
Time to lock you phone and maybe time to find a new "friend"
lilmommy16 0
Maybe next time you shouldn't let him use your phone?
wild_n_out 8
*girth
V19Spartan 1
Let us hope that your boss will be impressed by his sheer gerth