Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
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Top comments
TheBookWyrm 18
She's a pubescent girl. She'll get over it. Maybe sometime you two can look back on it and laugh.
Driving_Gaming 22
Don't worry about her. She's just jealous.
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Comments (94)
Johnnycake23 42
I don't understand women of any age.
Mojo0608 26
Me neither and I am one...
ffiguresskating 11
Tell her she'll find someone that's around her age that makes her happy too. Anyway, CONGRATS ON THE ENGAGEMENT!!
gintwinsmoore 20
your sister is the one to watch in the future...fyl!
FMyLyricalAnus 11
I understand her, that was very inconsiderate of you.
annie_zoo 27
I really hope that was sarcasm
jables38 11
You got that he was a great addition to the family how? Because two people were attracted to him?
Kramer1998 20
It looks like you're suffering from crazy little sister itus, no cure she'll age out of it though
snowflaky 22
Here's what you do: Make her the maid of honor at your wedding. Tell your mom to make her do it. When it's time for her to make a speech: ta-da she just confessed her love and made a fool of herself.
Gillett 23
Or she'll stop the wedding!
Justy101 23
She's 12. Clearly she knows what true love is, gosh! Why doesn't anyone understand her?!
Deku_Cutie 12
sounds like my 12 year old sister. i say give her 1 day and a cookie.
a_nice_guy 18
In the age of watching cartoons?? °o°
katydid91 31
Have you watched any of today's cartoons? They're absolutely terrible!
blackonblight 33
Today's cartoons aren't bad. They just never stop playing the crap ones from a decade ago so you'd never know otherwise. Nickelodeon needs to just make an all spongebob channel and stop playing it 8hours a day. That way the rest of us can watch "Anything but spongebob, make it ******* stop I'll watch Barney at this point happily if it comes to that why won't the sponge die?" In peace.