Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Step-sister, and since she's not a blood relation, you're not breaking the law. And who knows, their spontaneous nuptials may backfire, while you and your wife last for decades.
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
Wow. Just wow. Never in my wildest dreams would i have seen something like this coming. Hope everything works out op. All the best!
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Comments (12)
Mary Lin 8
One of those rare moment the song I’m my own grandpa becomes reality
Jeremy Phillips 18
Sounds like a problem better suited to Alabama not Alaska
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
Wow. Just wow. Never in my wildest dreams would i have seen something like this coming. Hope everything works out op. All the best!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Step-sister, and since she's not a blood relation, you're not breaking the law. And who knows, their spontaneous nuptials may backfire, while you and your wife last for decades.
mekiswrite 21
Actually, certain places do consider it incest. Though, it might not count since they were adults when they became siblings.
Charlie Given 28
Umm does anyone else hear banjo's playing right now 😱😂😏
irrelephant1 19
Good reason for not having a long engagement. Get married now then tell ur sis she cant talk bad about ur wife. Lol
LostInTheZone11 29
I'm my own grandpa.
Nhayaa 21
Remind of the movie "Because I said so"... ^^
MallowMistress 13
Sounds like you're stuck in a Lone Star State of Mind.
Jennifer Nicole 3
don't worry about it my best friends ex husbands dad married her mother