Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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XmasaX 24
Talk about paranoia...
poppunkette 22
*sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle* in code your teach is an idiot
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Comments (104)
XmasaX 24
Talk about paranoia...
TheCookieComet 23
Ok. Let's talk about paranoia. It's not very good to be paranoid. Your turn.
ohSNAPyall 27
^Insightful.
mif_fml 27
Mmm.. Paranoia is bad, mmkay.
kangx1 28
watch swoozie06s video cheating in college I think it was and there you go you'll see why the teacher did this. Not defending the teacher but cheating using sniffles and coughs for multiple choice isn't as Ludicrous as you think
garrett_8614 14
Why didn't the teacher look at the two tests to see if they had the same answers? Seems like that would determine if they were cheating or not.
Harleigh Raidal 4
<p>They're only there to roll out the agenda of useless information, not think critically for themselves. Don't be absurd.</p>
Livin_Like_Larry 29
All I can say is that your teacher is seriously paranoid
nicfo 22
just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.
poppunkette 22
*sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle* in code your teach is an idiot
Llama_Face89 34
Sniffle sniff sniff snort?
shanedooburt 12
Fool! You've just activated 7 Cold War Soviet sleeper agents!
me323me 4
Вы пожалеет тот день, когда сопеть в Владимир
Becca34 31
Fight it. That's totally unfair. Go to the principal if you have too
Wizardo 34
Firstly, appeal against it and have her audited by the school board. Secondly, I also want to learn snifflese...
GoldFishPony 21
Nasal morse code is the new thing
deejay109 8
One Sniff for A. Two Sniffles for B. ect?
dragoongirl90 34
Crazy, paranoid, b!tch teacher.
Jdlove2 20
Too far
WhoopteDo 26
At that point they'd just be bbeyter off studying I think, but then I wouldn't know because I never did...
The_Skittish_One 27
That's ridiculously insane, even for this site. I hope that you can fight this because that is most definitely unfair. If that was seriously her reason for failing you, hopefully it will be easy enough to convince the school board that you weren't cheating. Best of luck, OP :)
ThatDamHuntress 20
Speak to the school board or whoever is in charge. You do not deserve to be treated like that.