Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
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Top comments
TheBookWyrm 18
She's a pubescent girl. She'll get over it. Maybe sometime you two can look back on it and laugh.
Driving_Gaming 22
Don't worry about her. She's just jealous.
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Comments (94)
rainbotato 14
dont worry the same thing happened with emily dickenson and she turned out fine right?
damndre 14
DAAAAAMN your 12 year old sisters trying to snatch up on your dude!
jibri21 7
your life neither suck nor do you deserve that lol
laughingtoohard 14
I have no hope for the next generation
FitFriday 32
How childish, oh wait
Robaroni333 3
I know what you mean OP. I'm dating a girl and my sister can't stand I'm dating her because she's been in live with her for 2 months. She also knows she is straight.
marcusbjohnson 4
threesome?
Gillett 23
That's just ****** up dude. Funny, but ****** up.
chazzywazzy654 22
Plot twist: OP and her sister are twins.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
That's totally normal. She'll get over it, I promise. Congratulations!
lizlestrange 3
HIT HER WITH THE CHAIR!!!