Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
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Top comments
TheBookWyrm 18
She's a pubescent girl. She'll get over it. Maybe sometime you two can look back on it and laugh.
Driving_Gaming 22
Don't worry about her. She's just jealous.
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Comments (94)
HollyPolly 19
lmao that's the sweetest thing. but I hope she understand and starts talking to you again.
Keystonestate 6
Gotta love generation Z ?
LostInTheZone11 29
Ah young innocent delusion love. A lot travel down that road for a while. Don't worry, she will get over it soon enough.
vikky538 29
take her to Disneyland...everything will be fine...
katydid91 31
OP is from Australia. That's an awful long way to go to cheer someone up.
TheNiceOne 20
It's a 12 year old. Not an 8 year old.
loserman67 36
Don't want to get my man card revoked, but that is actually kind of sweet. She'll rebound, but until she does check any drink she brings you, check all food she hands you and be wary of your surroundings at all times
fmlsams 27
Time to buy her some movies with Robert Downey Jr. and assorted other hot, unattainable celebrities. LOL She'll outgrow being attracted to your boyfriend, don't worry.
vlalam 24
ur bf must be on cloud nine hearing this :) hahaha.. jk, she is just just a kid, will get over it and on other hand u can pull her leg and make fun all her life reminding her this!
shfs2010 4
Just tell her now you guys can keep him in the family and in 8 years it so....you can tell him I said he's welcome.
MikiCross 7
She probably doesn't love him. I used to think about my brother's friends like that and now it's just a good laugh to look back at.
RebeccaRFT 18
Who cares? She should've backed off when you guys started dating. AND she is twelve. She knew it wouldn't work out. She's just being bratty. Don't worry about it.
Andriaia 13
From the way it's worded, they started dating before the kid even met him. That's how she met him, as OP's bf.