Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
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Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
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jenkins56 5
How embarrassing. How exactly did he SHOW you? XxX
rawrmobile 0
LOL, well at least you had the balls to ask for help...
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Comments (121)
inspireme48 0
Wtf? How is this in the category of sex? Haha ?? So im 14 and a girl and i cant do that? Whats so good about that?
adamdrinkslots 0
"Bro, I just want to tell you, its pretty pathetic that I'm 15 and have to show my 27 year old brother how to take off a girls bra. I'm glad I'm not anywhere near as lame as you and I probably get more action than you ever will." (ijustwanttotellyou.com)
memyselfandi_fml 0
omg that's hilarious.
ShadowsThirteen 0
Your bro is THAT experienced at 15?
jessicaislameee 0
haha, thats what i was thinking
Superkenkun 0
I like how it says woman's bra, because, as you know, many people mistake bra for a man's bra.
silverwind_fml 0
that happens all the time, of course
beccanator 0
My bf mastered this at 13...I would have prefered if he mastered it at 27 :| Goodjob!
mirix 6
lol same here :]
lovelykendra5 0
So ******* what .
ScrewShoes 0
I can do it with just my thumb through their shirt. It's hilarious to walk around randomly un-doing bras. But it's not that difficult in the first place.
oprah_fml 0
uhhh... Why would u do that to random people.. Don't answer that.
oprah_fml 0
uhhh... Why would u do that to random people.. Don't answer that.
DemonicAngel151 0
O.O o k *cough* odd *cough*
dahliabee 0
Dont be ashamed that just means your brother is....special.
oprah_fml 0
would it make you feel better if I told you he's been practicing on his mom? Wait.. No.. Then your mom.. Scratch that.
Edmound 0
He showed you how to take your bra off quicker huh? Did he at least get to play with your ****?