Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
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Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
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jenkins56 5
How embarrassing. How exactly did he SHOW you? XxX
rawrmobile 0
LOL, well at least you had the balls to ask for help...
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Comments (121)
ithedarkknight 0
yikes dude you need to get laid or at least get a girlfriend you can practice on hehehe... lol i love experimenting on women so fun to see what turns em on what they like dislikes how to eat uhm yea... XD
shirvon100 0
Fast Times at Peidmont High
islaphippos 0
haha, at least you have a cool brother
looking_glass 0
Haha cute. Awkward though hahaha
DomoL0ve 0
He "had" to? o_e
AudreyKHepburn 0
God. It's not that ******* complicated!
Calaura9 0
Am I the only one who realizes that women can take their own clothes off, including bras? Why does a guy have to master this? I'm sure he'll get it off eventually if he tries hard enough. I wouldn't be embarassed if I was trying to take the clothes off of someone and needed help. I propose a new movement: Women taking off their own clothes. Wait that reminds me of stripping... which is even sexier than just sitting/lying/standing there like a zombie while this guy tries to find the answer to your bra like its a rubik's cube.
LadyAlathia 0
Can your brother teach my husband? I'm tired of all my best bras coming off with the t-shirt. ^_^
liveitlearnit 0
http://xkcd.com/457/ This post reminds me of this comic. (On topic, I promise)
mirix 6
lmao, cool website xDD
wellchit 0
bra's arn't hard to take off, just snap your fingers on it and wala and to the women, maybe its easy because you use them 24/7? but seriously, its not that hard.