Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML
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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my 10-year-old brother. FML
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jenkins56 5
How embarrassing. How exactly did he SHOW you? XxX
rawrmobile 0
LOL, well at least you had the balls to ask for help...
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Comments (121)
Lea_Lidocaine 0
pahaha, my ex always failed at it and i'd have to do it for him.
lalaland200 0
Time to have the talk, young one. When two people see each other, they have sexual attraction. Penis into ******. The end. No girl wants it to take forever to get a bra off, man
is_it_in 0
life up the bra till u get access to the nips its all good after tht
visage 0
you have to be joking... have you been under a rock?
suicidalmashmelo 0
...for some reason this so dosnt surprise me xD
HannarCookie 0
Poor thing.. my boyfriend can undo bras & take them off with his teeth.. :]
lolatflyingducks 0
At least you're not a man-*****. :D
keko7 0
It took my boyfriend 20 minutes to un hook mine last time we did it. I taught him how to multi-task tho ;)
Soundwave 0
guys, can you retards read the ENTIRE fml? it says the quickest way to do it, not to do it at all. on the other hand, despite him being underaged(where I live) I find this hot. just me?
KacenMarie 4
you know these something wrong there! if you have to have your 15 year old brothers help with that you know theres some trouble in paradise!!