Intimacy: Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest...

By nerd_man01 - 10/07/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 23:04

How embarrassing. How exactly did he SHOW you? XxX

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ijustlaugh 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:43

is you're brother single? lol jk

MizuWolf 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:29

Slap your bro for being a child *****!

lifesosux 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:39

27 and probably still a virgin... how sad...

jennifer6848 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:13

Haha, thats sadd, haha

jdawg2010 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 18:17

107- you look "lyk" sh!t.

burnsie22 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:03

That's just weird

The_9th_Doctor 18

Monday 26 August 2013 3:35

it's not that hard.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 4 July 2014 6:18

Now you know and it may come in handy in the future

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