Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so having a friend nearby is a huge win for her. What my wife doesn’t know is that her new friend keeps hitting on me, and has already sent me unsolicited nudes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this hot girl sent me a friend request. I accepted it and began to chat her up. She asked me if I was single. I told her I was, and proceeded to arrange a date for some drinks. Moments later, my wife sends me a screenshot of my conversation with the girl, with the caption, “Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML
Today, my wife is mad at me because she’s had to stop seeing her closest friend because of me. Why? Because her friend is stalking me, keeps asking me to divorce my wife, and has even broken in and stolen my stuff, forcing me to involve the police several times, and somehow this is all my fault. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out from my best friend’s text log that my friend group has been discussing doing swinger stuff, and they deliberately excluded my wife and I. When pressed, my former best friend said no one wanted to see us naked. FML
Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent me 5 pictures of his wife in a small bikini, saying, “Guess who doesn’t have your problems?” FML
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Ambrily 27
You need to tell your wife about it. I understand that having a friend is a huge thing for her, but the neighbor is obviously NOT a friend, she's just using her to get to you. And your wife deserves a better friend than that.
ghostinflames 13
Knowledge is power. The more aware she is of the situation, the better she can deal with it. Or you both can deal with it together. Avoiding the truth and lying is just going to dig a hole for yourself that you can't get out of even if you are supposedly "innocent ." Lying makes you part of the problem.
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Ambrily 27
You need to tell your wife about it. I understand that having a friend is a huge thing for her, but the neighbor is obviously NOT a friend, she's just using her to get to you. And your wife deserves a better friend than that.
123Puppy 33
I agree. You should tell your wife! She deserves to know!
mskeptik 12
There is one more reason to tell her ASAP - she may talk to your wife first and pretend you are the one hitting on her. It is a very old trick described even in the Bible (Genesis 39:12-20). Tell her, dude!
RichardPencil 32
So I'm guessing threesomes and swinging are out? Damn the luck!
Niniva 8
Worked for me. The instant I hit-on her, she was suddenly no longer interested in flirting.
Warp1978 15
Time to keep that neighbour at a distance yeah
ghostinflames 13
Sounds like more chicken shit. Damn, grow a pair and communicate.
ghostinflames 13
Knowledge is power. The more aware she is of the situation, the better she can deal with it. Or you both can deal with it together. Avoiding the truth and lying is just going to dig a hole for yourself that you can't get out of even if you are supposedly "innocent ." Lying makes you part of the problem.
Chels 10
Why would you not tell your WIFE you received nudes from someone??
ghostinflames 13
Good question. I can understand waiting for the proper time, which normally is immediately, waiting for privacy is a factor, but keeping it withheld altogether is a no no.
telaster2760 2
how have you not told her yet?!? She's going to be mad if she find out and you didn't tell her
The Highwayman 0
You need to tell her.
Miss_Whipped 43
Good luck un-******* your life on this one. I feel worse for your wife.
PenguinPal3017 19
Dude, it's not nearly as big as you're making it out to be.
FrenchFried 8
Show them to her! Unfair to let her think that women is her friend...