mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
can’t do it
United States
Mining for gold
Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
anonymous
Indiana, United States
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
smellybelly
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Smell test
Today, my boyfriend of two years kept digging around in his belly button and smelling his fingers. At one point he shoved his fingers in my face and told me to smell his belly button. He's 27 years-old. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28
At least he's not scratching his ass and sniffing his hand after.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
When I was young I thought eating boogers was disgusting, I guess I was a weird child.
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sneakypeekaboo 8
First! And Get your man a tissue
MineIsBigger 5
i heard somewhere that eating your snot boosts your immune system. let the booger picking begin!
DooleyFTW 17
1 - you must be so unbelievably proud of this momentous achievement.
katymack 11
Good luck with him!
alpaquette91 9
You all know that most everyone picks there nose... They don't eat it but, thumbs me down all you want you know it's the truth...
Michael_92 20
At least it wasn't 4 times...
SuperKnuckels 6
yeah, everyone picks there nose. Be happy he isnt flinging it around and you find them later.
DontClickOnMe 28
At least he's not scratching his ass and sniffing his hand after.
Imachillifilliz 2
Ugh. My husband does that... I just look like him and point him to a sink somewhere until he washes his hands. :|
Omg_its_Chloe 6
I think this means you married a monkey. Scratchy butt; picky nosey. Good luck.
taran6 3
30- you look like him?
Jamialia 5
My 35 yr old ex does that. Big globbers too!
MickGold 8
30- that's gross... And sad. I'm sorry. :P
Climaxx 11
As gross as that is, I suggest not treating him like a child.
perdix 31
It seems he's happy putting disgusting things in his mouth. I hope you're making that work for you ;)
FYlife604 18
She's from China so she's just in it for the money
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
When I was young I thought eating boogers was disgusting, I guess I was a weird child.
Furrywhiplash 14
You're not the only one. When I was little I was confused why people were eating them... So I decided to try it, 5 seconds later, I threw up. Haven't done it since.
peachesncreem 21
A kid at school told us boogers taste sweet. I was never game to try though :3
jcforbes 4
One of the primary components in them is Taurine which is a major ingredient in most energy drinks and also has been shown to help fight cancer as well as diabetes.
MickGold 8
57- that's awesome that u know that... But then I ask WHY? I think I'll stick to the energy drinks. Boogers are just disgusting!
tweetbaby14 18
What 57 is trying to say is "Everyone eat up, and you won't get cancer from everything."
silvergaze 1
Same with me.
Bekll 31
In that case he should do it in private instead. I think I once read an article that said consuming it can improve your immune system. Hmm...
DjeePee 25
I once read an article that said people who consumed it were smarter than people who don't. Still wondering how they tested that.
ninjuh_wingman 29
You're marrying him. You should've known about it.
power6053 4
But knowing who your marrying is so 90's. I am ashamed with my generation.
simplyunique907 4
You should have left him when he did it the 1st time?
omarzrgz 3
Wow calling off a marriage because your fiance picking his nose?
omarzrgz 3
*was picking
Enslaved 38
Don't forget to read the eating part.
omarzrgz 3
It's still not a reason to not marry him.
simplyunique907 4
Or telling him to stop because its childish works too lol