Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Nick
United States
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Ciao!
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Blake
Hair issues
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
meach
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sometimes, they just do
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife, who knows I'm attracted to women with long hair just like 95% of men, instead of growing her hair long, said she is going to stop being friends with any women who have long hair because she doesn't want me to be attracted to them. FML
Top comments
Uncouth 0
Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.
wheresmyfood 0
:O pull her hair out!
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Comments (150)
balex_fml 0
it seems like your in a hairy situation.
FMLsOhilarious 6
You don't need her. She's shallow.
EvilPotato 15
I lol’d
TomFeltonFan 0
35, your a woman... right? my friend kept bugging me to ask and I kept telling her no but she insist.
TomFeltonFan 0
insists**
flowers73 0
wow thats retarted
daminantion 14
Retarded***
Sleeper1288 0
Bald guys can be sexy! If you're shaving your head, however, just let it grow out.
bigbadtim 7
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
notsoluckypup 12
Fail.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
#1, you try too hard to make yourself seem cool. you don't need to try and make yourself seem like a total gamer chick. I play xbox about 7 hours everyday and I don't make it known to every person in the world. /rant