Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
Ciao!
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Hair issues
Today, my wife is angry with me because after she'd convinced me to grow out my hair, it exposed my receding hairline. I shaved my head to the same appearance as when she married me, so I could feel more comfortable with my own body. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Sometimes, they just do
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my wife, who knows I'm attracted to women with long hair just like 95% of men, instead of growing her hair long, said she is going to stop being friends with any women who have long hair because she doesn't want me to be attracted to them. FML
Top comments
Uncouth 0
Tell her you were planning on leaving her for someone with less stretch marks.
wheresmyfood 0
:O pull her hair out!
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Comments (150)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hey, Missbunny, you just did the same thing. Try posting something relevant to the FML.
MissBunny25 0
84 , I was actually on my way to do that, then I saw this bitch ******** all over the innocent. momma bunny had to step in. I will say, your comment is not relevant either.
rebekahah 7
46- I actually get that a lot. :) 62- yeah, I'm a girl. :D
WhyCantIDoRight 5
Your pic is pretty
5t3ff1k4h 47
Yes, I realize my comment makes me a hypocrite. But, I have posted something relevant to the FML before I saw your comment. That's what makes the difference.
MissBunny25 0
87, I see, I see. understandable. I wasn't calling you a hypocrite in such harsh words, though. no offense intended.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Is any comment on this site really relevant to anything? XD Can't we all just get along! T_T
rebekahah 7
62- yeah, I'm a girl.
prettybirdq 0
Aw that sux. My fiance is starting to lose his hair and I love him just the same. Besides, bald is sexy!
FMLjunkie1k 0
shave her head
WhyCantIDoRight 5
Why not shave her new "friends" head?
C6Racer 0
Whatever