Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones got so bad that she freaked out and threw a tantrum, accusing me of always making important decisions for her. All I did was get her some food from Taco Bell as a surprise. FML
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Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my wife has been using "pregnancy hormones" as an excuse for absolutely everything. Spills a milkshake in bed at one in the morning? Pregnancy hormones! Cries about a hole in her sock? Pregnancy hormones! Gets caught fucking her coworker? Pregnancy hormones! FML
Today, I was making dinner for my family while my wife was at work. She walked in the door with McDonald's, even though she knew I was cooking. Then our kids saw and started screaming that they wanted McDonald's too and that it was unfair. I've told her not to pull this shit and she won't listen. FML
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me to her apartment for "Taco Tuesday date night", saying that she had "homemade tacos." She actually made homemade tacos for us to eat for dinner. Oh, and she was on her period. Fantasy ruined. FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
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olpally 33
Awww, what a good husband you are. Don't worry, she'll forgive you later, hormones are like that.
uhnevermind 24
Maybe she doesn't want the *****?
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Comments (145)
HortonThelephant 15
Yo Quiero Taco Bell!? Guess not..
KolbeLogan 6
Looks like she's giving birth out if both holes
threer 30
I'm eating.. :-( Should have remembered..
Espolax 8
Wat were u thinking...U should have got her Wendy's
Tdrizzzzzly 19
The only positive thing coming out of this comment is that you didn't say "should of"
hcollins1 18
Being a Wendy's employee for over 3 years now and maybe becoming a manager in the near future (and because of this may affect my opinion), yea the quality of our food is so much better than Taco Bell, I think I might prefer Taco Bell over Wendy's. But then again, Wendy's chili and baked potatoes are two of the very few things I still do love and haven't gotten tired of. Yet.
gracehi 33
The Doritos Locos Taco: Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch? Come on, OP! This is an earth shattering choice! How dare you be so presumptuous as to make it for her!
JaegerMayCry 13
Its all about the chalupa. Oh man here comes the cravings! Hold my comment ill be right back.......
hcollins1 18
Should've gotten one of everything off of the menu, more choices for her and less of a chance of getting in trouble! Unless her crazy hormones have her craving McDonalds. Then you're screwed.
hcollins1 18
Did you not get the taco supreme with extra extra sauce? I'd be mad too.
IndieParadise 4
....Everybody loves Taco Bell.
CVTTRVN 19
Bury me if you'd like but I personally dislike Taco Bell with a passion lol
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
I hate Taco Bell...but my reasons are personal...I worked there for 8 years and was treated like dirt.
drizzy11 18
How could of you worked there for 8 years? Most states require you to be 16 to work in fast food. Your profile says you're 23. That means 7 years.. Don't know math?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
95: How could you have*, not of. Also, in my state you can work at 14 with a work permit. Why would you assume something about the life of a person you know nothing about, and then follow up with something rude like "don't know math?" Comments like yours make me sick.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
In montana you can get a job at 15.
hcollins1 18
Also 95, the age on her profile may not be her actual age. There are some people that don't put their real age.
xzenofx 4
The problem with your post is you called tacobell food.
Stayin_Classy777 8
Estrogen can be more scary than bin ladin
sourgirl101 29
Sorry things seem so unpredictable with her hormones swings now but hopefully she'll look back in the future and think "what a great husband" you were during her crazy stage. I used to send my husband out for queen olives etc... at 3am and he never once complained about my requests. I still give him credit to this day for being there for me.(:
TheDrifter 24
The first thing every father to be should find is a 24 hour grocery store and at least 4 24 hour drive thrus serving different sorts of food.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
My boyfriend woke up at one in the morning and went to get me Burger King after I saw a commercial and started crying over wanting their onion rings :)
KushCrushin89 10
As repayment for dealing with these types of requests, I think men should be allowed to act the same way after the pregnancy is over. Not indefinitely but for at least a month.
isabellasimone 18
Just humor her until the baby comes! Then hopefully she'll be back to her (normal) self!