Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones got so bad that she freaked out and threw a tantrum, accusing me of always making important decisions for her. All I did was get her some food from Taco Bell as a surprise. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, my wife has been using "pregnancy hormones" as an excuse for absolutely everything. Spills a milkshake in bed at one in the morning? Pregnancy hormones! Cries about a hole in her sock? Pregnancy hormones! Gets caught fucking her coworker? Pregnancy hormones! FML
Today, I was making dinner for my family while my wife was at work. She walked in the door with McDonald's, even though she knew I was cooking. Then our kids saw and started screaming that they wanted McDonald's too and that it was unfair. I've told her not to pull this shit and she won't listen. FML
Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me to her apartment for "Taco Tuesday date night", saying that she had "homemade tacos." She actually made homemade tacos for us to eat for dinner. Oh, and she was on her period. Fantasy ruined. FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
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olpally 33
Awww, what a good husband you are. Don't worry, she'll forgive you later, hormones are like that.
uhnevermind 24
Maybe she doesn't want the *****?
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amyd515 3
I have always said men need support groups to help them cope with the crazy hormones during pregnancy! Congratulations and best of luck to you OP.
stretchedthin 20
just wait for the post pregnancy hormones if your wife is extremely hormonal now the post partum period is going to be rough for both of you. Your wife will need a lot of support and love now and after the birth patients patients patients are the key having a baby is tough.
slackerjoe 22
patience, patients are what a doctor has. otherwise I might be apt to agree.
whatislov3 1
Use your head, we already feel like whales while pregnant!
angelofsaturn 23
I had a meltdown when i was 8 1/2 months pregnant. Like full on red face, gagging sobs and general shit flipping. Why? I wanted ice cream and all the places i wanted to go to were out of business.
ileenefudge 29
It was weird for me because I didn't find out till I was 7 1/2 months pregnant but according to my ex , I never ate much or wanted to eat. All I wanted was Ice water and that's it. No sweets, no vegetables, no nothing. Just Ice water the whole time from the day I found out to a few months after Daniel was born.
grrhelpme 12
Awe that sucks since you were trying to be sweet. Just bare in mind that it will all be worth it in the end :)
octaviamarieb 18
food is very important to a pregnant woman.. watch out!
brittanyrose329 17
Probably gonna be me when I'm pregnant
an3ph 20
Dude, she's in the process of creating another person. She gets a free pass
Ksweety_fml 27
Stay strong, you can get thru it in a couple months.
slackerjoe 22
though your heart was in the right place, you should have called and asked what she wanted. being the victim of a pregnancy mood swing its not always avoidable even if you do everything right. just roll with it, and later when she is more clear headed you can talk about how she would like you to handle that situation in the future.