Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Go long
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum because I asked him to put away the leftovers from dinner. Yeah, because I guess me going to the grocery store, then preparing and serving the food AFTER working a 10 hour day wasn’t enough. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Entitlement
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Presumption
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
Clerks 3
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Your silent face
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Random Ass Memory
Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML
Mr Mad
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Time for an intervention
Today, I got yelled at all day at work, only to come home and get yelled at by my husband. FML
Top comments
HowAreYouToday 34
... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.
Psych101 9
Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.
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Comments (187)
hahachun 4
Giggity.
SmallyBigs 9
I don't know... I still get mad when my mom doesn't buy me a Hotwheels car. And I'm 17.
HowAreYouToday 34
I get mad when my boyfriend doesn't buy me a stripper. Oh... Wait...
HowAreYouToday 34
... Just buy him the chocolate, then ground him.
Lexi_princess 3
Why would he do that? If he has a job (maybe) then he can go get one himself.
teameminem 2
You obviously need to have a talk with him about those kinds of things. He isn't a child anymore, and I'm assuming he has a job so he can buy his own chocolate bars if he wants them that badly.
Lexi_princess 3
I agree with 26. He is not a child.
Futacy 30
Give him a spanking... ;-)
NothernNightmare 18
Well, getting married is just agreeing to live and look after an overgrown man-child.
Enslaved 38
He's acting like a child because she's treating him like a mother.
HowAreYouToday 34
Maybe he has a mommy fetish?
gojira666 7
I would never let a woman refuse me a chocolate bar at a register either.
sapphiregirly 11
...and then eat the chocolate yourself. That will teach him!
doctorhook86 25
I'm gonna wager that the OP's husband didn't actually act like a toddler. My guess is that he just wanted some chocolate, but the OP told him no and then embellished the story on FML because she's a controlling, passive-aggressive bitch. I know it's a stretch, but I think it's more believable than an adult having a tantrum in public because of some chocolate.
cherry72 13
Lol @26 obviously you aren't married (assumption on my part) but I have been married now twice and my experience is men never grow up. (there are always exceptions to the rule) I am still married to the 2nd.
cherry72 13
I meant @137 for my comment ugh.
SamanthaCassieL 10
You spelled *son* wrong... Oh, that wasn't a typo? I feel so bad for you OP... Best of luck growing him up.
hahasooo 2
Give him a lil spank! ;p
murlocholmes 5
26- you're only young once, but immaturity lasts a lifetime.
domolovesyoshi 33
no it's not, it's about love compromise and equality. (and I just realised you were joking, I'm sorry I'll leave now)
eveadamsnyc 2
Why wouldn't you?
onlychildFTW 34
Because you can't buy toddlers everything try ask for. They need to learn the tantrums aren't going to get you things.
emilyjgraham 34
33, please tell me that was sarcasm?
MissMae93 23
3 - Oh, I don't know, maybe because OP's husband is a grown man and if he wants something he should buy it himself rather than beg his wife to buy it for him?
ArielTheMermaid 17
OP, he's clearly an adult. He shouldn't have to ask whether or not he can get some chocolate.
zandalee 20
Why treat your husband like a child? Before long you will be laying out his clothes for him every morning.
insertnameherr 11
BUT HONEY!!! HIS WIFE LET HIM HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!
boycrazy30007 12
Did you ever think maybe they are on a strict budget. The wife probably cares more about their finances. And of course 33 was sarcastic.
elmousey 5
I suppose they could be on a tight budget, but I doubt 65 cents is going to break the bank. He could buy it himself, but married couples usually have a shared bank account. I'm guessing she didn't want him to have it for health reasons.
jjmiller1001 17
I hope you left him there
ant1ion 12
Your pic reminds me of that recent fml
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Sees pic...remembers FML... **shudder**
blade4080 7
Give the man his chocolate!! Sheesh, women these days.
mario2012 18
With an attitude like that, I wouldn't be surprise if you're still single.
DarthDeath 12
27- With an attitude like that, I would be surprised if you were retarded. It was a joke. -.-
yahoowizard 16
27 is right! If the woman says no chocolate, then that means no chocolate for her husband.
mario2012 18
I see that now 32. My apologies. I deserved to be buried.
blade4080 7
Yes, I am indeed single, as I recently dumped my most recent girlfriend due to the fact I don't wish for her to be tied down while I am in USMC boot camp, and because I don't want to question her actions every day I am in there, or come back with her pregnant whilst still with me. But, it was a joke. If you cant realize that on the first look... Then its a sad, sad world you live in.
PhishloverA 14
#27, learn how to detect jokes on the Internet, and learn how to take one
Psych101 9
Someone needs to grow up a little... Seriously, OP. Grow up and buy him the chocolate bar.
ThePsyche 9
C'mon op, you can't deny chocolate. You'll regret it later when he won't rub those calyces from your feet later.
mariah_1_11 22
I'd through a fit too. That stuffs like catnip for clones... Or you know... Everyone else...
ant1ion 12
You'd go through a fit? Or you'd throw a fit? Which one is it?
IOmnomHard 10
46- I don't think I've ever seen someone spell 'callouses' that way before..
pandabear125 0
well he is a grown man, you can't really refuse him a chocolate bar, but still very childish of him.
roxyartist 8
And he couldn't buy his own because...?
Knightchaser27 25
Maybe he didn't have cash or a card at that time
bsmith9942 11
Doesn't sound like much of man to me.
iliketurdles 7
So, probably because of this one time he didn't have cash or card he's a lesser man for it?
bsmith9942 11
He didn't have cash AND he threw a fit. If it was his money or their shared money, he would not have had to ask her for a chocolate bar. He could also be diabetic or have some other medical reason why he could not have chocolate. If that is true it proves he is not mature enough to take care of himself. So no matter how you look at it, he doesn't sound like much of a man to me.
FirebirdF350 7
50, my buddy works eighteen hour shifts and pays all bills and makes all the money, and his wife won't remember to buy him chicken ******* patties, maybe the op is just a bitch looking for people to agree with her and justify her and the husband is pissed that he has no say in the money spending?
mpalmiter4717 8
Even if he is a diabetic, she does not have the right to force him to do what he should.
bsmith9942 11
So that justifies him making a scene? And we are talking about junk food. He was at the store with her so it's not like she "forgot". Its a damn chocolate bar. I wouldn't put up with a three year old throwing a fit over it. Much less my fully grown husband. And if he let her tell him no then he is either afraid of her or it's her money.
sugarlover1998 7
Even if he was diabetic, if he's old enough to be married, he's old enough to decide whether eating a chocolate bar is a good decision or not. If he can't do that, then unfortunately, OP is living with an over-grown man-child.
retrorewind 13
why? cause he got pissed off cause he feels like he has to ask his wife for everything? im sure its more to it than a simple candy bar
retrorewind 13
oh my.... i can almost bet ya, one day your husband will be in the same boat.... well that is if he ask first
xZoeAmethystx 12
You are essentially married to a child. It's okay, my mom thinks she's married to a 14 year old. Luck of the draw I suppose.
xZoeAmethystx 12
You are essentially married to a child. It's okay, my mom thinks she's married to a 14 year old. Luck of the draw I suppose.
xZoeAmethystx 12
I apologize for the double post.