Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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videoCWK 1
While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?
lolol182 4
ewwww
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Comments (174)
zidane312 0
im surprised u married the mullenator
cyberhoy 3
i guess it was either you or the hair
Hellamund 0
And apparently this woman had a mullet before she was even conceived... '84 was 25 years ago. She's 20.
Mauskau 36
no, they got married over 20 years ago.
kenyrabit 25
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she didn't pop out with that hair..
oneangredwarf 0
if your wife has a mullet YOU SHOULD DIVORCE HER! lol
lipstick_trace 0
i gotta agree with the whole, WTF are you marrying someone with a mullet for??? thing...
elgorfo 0
YDI for dating someone with a mullet.
amiss 2
You just sound vindictive by focusing on such a petty physical detail instead of the divorce itself. Her haircut really doesn't have anything to do with it, but I guess you've got to take your bitter potshots where you can.
fortunelady 17
I agree. You married her so the hair couldn't have bothered you THAT much. So YDI for responding to her asking for a divorce by insulting her appearance.
RHK_fml 0
#43 You're an idiot. He said that she's had the mullet since '84 and that they've been married for 20 years. Where in the FML does it say she was born anywhere near '84?
TouchDown_fml 0
Shave her hair...That should be enough change for her.
gosox317 0
Sounds like one of my co-workers. Does she go into work drunk/hungover?