Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life." She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I woke up realizing my wife of less than a year of marriage wants a divorce. We have known each other for 15 years. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
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videoCWK 1
While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?
lolol182 4
ewwww
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Comments (174)
superson_fml 0
change in life =/= change in hair
mrcarmine 0
dude you should have filed for divorce a LONG time ago
iluvmycatz 0
Ew, your married to a woman with a mullet!
fcuk_mylife 0
at #20 - hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa
grow_up 0
ewwwwwww a mullet!
mac_fml 0
im suprised YOU werent the one to divorce HER with the fact she has a mullet! you still win, because she has a mullet.
morgonia 0
Hahahahahah Somebody sounds bitter!
mehwhateverr 0
i like how the vast majority of these comments are commenting on her mullet. they CAN look nice, even if that hardly happens: http://www.hairfinder.com/catwalk/mullet.jpg to the poster, i'm so sorry. she seems like a bitch.
Ender_ 0
#101 - That mullet doesn't look good. No mullet looks good. Period.
calmthefuck_down 0
lmao #'s 4 and 5 ahahahahaha