mrrichkid
United States
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mariposa, United States
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Anonymous
Stoney Creek, Canada
Playing the long game
Today, after 9 years of loveless marriage, my wife confided in me that she was always an introvert and depressed person, but pretended to be outgoing and fun loving with me up until our marriage, so she could marry me just to lift herself up from low class to high class society. FML
pkz
France
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
Anonymous
Marriage doesn't solve anything
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
TCRII
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Alex Xavier
False Advertising
Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
CaptBlood
Shady dealings
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Anonymous
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Anonymous
Tuticorin, India
Baseless
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Lace
United States
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
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heartlessagony 0
ouch...sorry that happened
txdiva 0
#5 she must not care too much about security, or she wouldn't have confessed!!! Sorry OP for your bad luck, but I'm sure if you couldn't see that she didn't love you, others around you could!!!
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Comments (85)
DJuan 0
how am I an idiot ? just becuz ur rich doesn't mean u have to show it. u can keep it under wraps for a while. and who ****** cares that they were married for four years. she married him for his money which obviously means she knew he was loaded bfor they tied the knot. and you can't fake bein poor. if ur broke u better have a good sense of humor.
docinthemaking 0
Damn man this sucks. You should divorce her immidiately. I wonder will they still give her half your money if you told the court that reason you divorcing her is because she married you for your money and dont love you. I just hope you dont have any kids with her so after the divorce you dont have to deal with her any more.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I don't know the laws of Illinois but I can't imagine any court would require proof of love before assigning alimony.
okieraider71 4
#19 wins--She understands life. If you didn't sign a pre-nup, then hire a drug dealer to make her "go on a vacation".
blaaaaakely 0
I think you have drug dealers confused with hitmen :>
FerrariCake 2
Yeah, but in this economy I'm sure many drug dealers are expanding their range of services.
LtHoward 0
Damn I hate men/women like this. Wish people were more honest, sorry to hear that she lied to you for so long OP, get a divorce?
berry24 0
shoud have got a prenup shit deal dude
Cmc520 0
lol I agree with #8. wow that's messed up but I woulda said the same thing. does she feel the same way she did before she married u or does she really have feelings for u. if u didn't ask. it's a good idea
mcss87 2
This is why I don't want to get married, either they **** you while your married, after your married, or both.....lol
muffinsareyummy 1
So you didn't see any of the "gold digger" signs? Usually they're obvious.
vjj 0
* ... OP = David Beckham? (Failed first time)
corme_fml 0
This is the stuff you find out about a person while you're dating. YDI
samantha_durano 6
what a bitchh.