weave9z
Montreal, Canada
Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
deargodthepain
United States
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Privacy please
Richmond, United States
So, as I was saying before I was interrupted by your colon…
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML
shortyybrooke
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Romance
Today, my wife sat beside me on the ledge of the bathtub because she wanted to make out. I was on the toilet. Shitting. FML
married to a bipedal husky
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Lake Butler, United States
Gunk
Today, I found out that my wife sheds worse than a husky when she showers. I've had to clean the drain before I shower or it floods the bathroom floor. FML
wtfiswrongwithher
Australia
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
ShiddyDiddy
Today, my girlfriend's obsession with her bird reached a new level when she wrote him a song specifically for after he poops. FML
Countdown has begun
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
locksmack
Australia
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Fire_Crotch
Canada
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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GovernorGeneral 8
Everything should have its own theme song.
boating_guy 33
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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SkoomaKi 28
"Oh I love the water on my skin, Time to bend down and do my sin. No time for the toilet which is too far away, Ahhh isn't this shower just so sway." Something like that?
TheEpicMilkMan 13
that....that was beautiful :')
Yousuck24 21
I assume the song is called "Golden Showers", right?
alshygirl 14
Golden showers give me powers. Maybe that's her song lol
RinaOfTheDead 0
Well she sure does know how to make a splash.
alan831 9
God, my girlfriend does that too. I can't understand why she feels no shame in doing something so disgusting.
rekege 18
Yea! I mean, gawd, it's so unnatural! Eww.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Peeing is unatural? Either you're an alien from Alpha Centauri or are planning to die by not releasing your golden stream and succumbing to kidney failure.
AwsumShyGuy 12
I think they meant peeing in the shower.
Jeffo193 13
#44 Am I right in thinking your sarcasm has been missed by most?
rekege 18
Lol, yes! We're talking about letting liquids out of your body. You can die if you don't, so I'd say it's pretty natural. Thanks for getting the sarcasm!
ugh_a_lug 7
As George Costanza would say, "It's all pipes!!"
Salzxx 11
I don't get how you didn't get the sarcasm
shawnaishere 14
Reminds me of " sitting on the toilet" song on YouTube
gc327072 31
Gotta fluush! *whoosh*
gc327072 31
Gotta fluush! *whoosh*
Miss_Lisaa 16
Well, at least, you know that if she begins to sing while you two are taking a shower.. There's something more than shower's gel in the water.
Kibaruto 33
I want to hear the death metal or blues one, you know, when there's a kidney stone.
Grimmerie 31
I have a song for when I pee. Occasionally I catch myself singing it in a public bathroom. I am not a smart man sometimes.
Brayson 12
There is nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. It all goes to the same place, and side note. You are in the shower, just wash it off.
HackerExecute 5
And you're complaining? Be grateful you have a wife like that; I would imagine she's crazy and fun to be with.