weave9z
Montreal, Canada
Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
deargodthepain
United States
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Privacy please
Richmond, United States
So, as I was saying before I was interrupted by your colon…
Today, my wife hit a new level of clingy when she picked the lock on the bathroom door so she could sit with me while I shat. FML
shortyybrooke
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Romance
Today, my wife sat beside me on the ledge of the bathtub because she wanted to make out. I was on the toilet. Shitting. FML
married to a bipedal husky
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Lake Butler, United States
Gunk
Today, I found out that my wife sheds worse than a husky when she showers. I've had to clean the drain before I shower or it floods the bathroom floor. FML
wtfiswrongwithher
Australia
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
ShiddyDiddy
Today, my girlfriend's obsession with her bird reached a new level when she wrote him a song specifically for after he poops. FML
Countdown has begun
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
locksmack
Australia
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Fire_Crotch
Canada
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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GovernorGeneral 8
Everything should have its own theme song.
boating_guy 33
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Comments (141)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Tinkle tinkle little star In the shower, not the car Up above the tub so high Like the raindrops in the sky I have nothing better to do Time to make a song for when I poo" Am I close?
superpoptart 24
No.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Well **** you too.
supportcommand 17
I liked it.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I was thinking more of a rap version. Feelin' in mah bladder, gonna make a splatta.
Pandacupcakelove 26
You have found a very special lady. Never let her go!
wanderingshopper 13
Geez get over it. It just means she likes music. And to the idiot who said its disgusting, he never said she plays in her pee. He said while she's peeing. So how is doing a natural bodily function disgusting? Just grow up.
AholeCop 11
"Splash Waterfalls"
afairshake 8
That is repulsive and really unsanitary. Who's that lazy they can't pee in a toilet you know typically located within inches of the shower before or after taking a shower? Then to have no shame and sing about it wow I'd not tolerate that. If that's any indication of the kind of lady she is I'd want better personally.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You do realise she's in a shower, where all dirt, scum and urine can go down the drain while being constantly hit by running water, right? Second, do you usually pause your shower session and go to your toilet to pee, while still dripping wet? Because that's what you're implying. Third, a person singing in the shower about peeing automatically makes her some outcast and should be pushed aside for someone more favorable? She's in the bathroom, that's her business, not yours. Plus, it's just one thing she does in the privacy of her home. Who are you to judge her entire personality and mentally from one event posted on an online forum? Sounds superficial to me.
disengaged 6
It's a ******* shower, dumbass. Water washes it away immediately, so it's probably more sanitary than using the toilet because a wash it better than a wipe. And have you tried sitting on a toilet with a wet ass? It's the most uncomfortable thing ever.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
I'm not making a mess in my bathroom just to pee in a toilet when theres a perfectly good drain right under my feet ma'am.
DammitDammit 2
Tou do know that urine is sterile, right? Its 1000 cleaner than your hands, your keyboard, and everything you touched since the last time you - yes - peed.
M3LAKNEE 3
The fact that you have to judge someone's personality by one little incident just showed everyone else how you personality really is..
ohcomeonsrsly 6
Not to mention trying to use toilet paper on skin that's already wet from the shower!
afairshake 8
Wow you needed to call me a dumb ass to make yourself feel better how sad for you. My point was there's toilets for a reason and showers for a reason. Not being able to use both is lazy end of story.
afairshake 8
I'm medically trained in two fields I don't think I need to come out of a cave I know all about germs get an education please
afairshake 8
Oh yes because what you just said isn't doing the same thing right use your brain
afairshake 8
Well most people would go before or after
TheEpicMilkMan 13
why is it that I believe you are liking your own comments because you know they're probably going to be thumbed down because you're trying to defend yourself which is probably going to make your situation far worse.
afairshake 8
I never thumb my own comments kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it
afairshake 8
I never thumb my own comments kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it I personally think that feature should be removed on any posted by the person thumbing them
TheEpicMilkMan 13
DON'T LIE TO ME WOMAN I KNOW YOU'RE GUILTY >.<.....sorry been playing too much L.A. Noire... ._.
afairshake 8
One thing I am not is a liar but then you'd have to know me and not a commenter behind a picture that you have in your head. I'm actually very sweet, very honest and try to stay drama free. This isn't the best place for that mind you but I come here to laugh.
Yaen 18
I see no problem with this.
kauaiian09 9
I pee in the shower all the time! For one, it saves water by not having to flush. And two, it also saves toilet paper by not having to wipe!
Derpylicious 3
Oh, the tragedy! If only something else had happened instead, like losing your house, or getting cancer! But no! Your wife came up with a theme song for pissing in the shower! Tragedy, thy name is weave9z. Deal wit it :P
Torres92 1
She sounds funny! :D
Blue329 15
Agree with ^.