ShiddyDiddy
Today, my girlfriend's obsession with her bird reached a new level when she wrote him a song specifically for after he poops. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Oh
Winterville, United States
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
K-Rat
United States
Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML
cpmagnusox
Sharing is caring
Today, my girlfriend and I are so close that we both describe our poops in detail to each other. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
lil123
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
MaHalKiTa
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
Anonymous
Lidk?ping, Sweden
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Loveandpoetry
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
weave9z
Montreal, Canada
Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML
ordinaryday
Edmonton, Canada
Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML
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Shawnie Gallant 24
So? She loves her bird. Let her enjoy him. If you don’t like it maybe go the other way?
Jackey 29
I would be weary of anyone who's writing lyrics based on, or around, avian scatological processes.
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Comments (7)
Shawnie Gallant 24
So? She loves her bird. Let her enjoy him. If you don’t like it maybe go the other way?
Jackey 29
I would be weary of anyone who's writing lyrics based on, or around, avian scatological processes.
hellphone_fml 37
She may be using the song (aka attention) to get the bird to poop in a specific spot
alycion 39
When you get with an exotic pet lover, expect absurdness. You have to be a little eccentric to love non traditional pets. Just ask my leopard gecko. Every night I break out a tiny dinosaur toy and play with him through the glass. He loves to track it. Never mind I had to buy and taste crappy ass candy to get the toy even before I brought Puk home, knowing I’d be bringing one home soon. If he needs a new toy, at least I know not to eat the candy now.
kdmittens 9
ok thats cute! :)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
A good poop is song worthy.
Pop Love 9
I'm waiting for her to write a song about YOUR poop.... if she loves her bird, I think it's fine that she does what she wants.