Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing in the shower but couldn't hit the higher notes. My wife complained and 2 minutes later she ran a tap causing my shower to go freezing. I shrieked. My wife said my pitch was still wrong. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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redoxy_fml 0
Now you can sound like justin bieber!
danza_fml 0
That's hot :)
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Comments (173)
pakkun_fml 0
fyl
TeeHee124 0
And of course... you were dancing like a retard... and you're a boy.
MnBran6 0
fyl, indeed. Op: You got burned dude, burn man, burn... donut ftw
danza_fml 0
That's hot :)
NuyoRicanGirl 3
sucks to be you fyl =(
beautikill 4
hahaha lol... i set the temp before entering the shower..
zZsleeperrZz 0
i don't even know what to say. what song were you dancing to?
sugarr0babby0 0
ha. fail.
LOL_Noobs 0
YDI for singing Justin bieber songs in the shower.
samantha987 0
damn those pelvic thrusts.
bubbarific 0
lol he was trying to blow a bubble but he cudnt so he was singin and dancin wit spongebob PELVIC THRUST WHOOOO WHOOOO STOP ON UR RIGHT FOOT DONT 4GET IT!!!!!!
pippymiskers 4
YDI for "pelvic thrusting"
dont_be_that_guy_fml 0
Dumbass!!!!
Gtl_1 0
23 you do know chicks don't have dicks right? that's why it matters if it's a guy or a girl
Morgansayshi 0
That's happened to me OP. Next time wait for the water to turn hot.
Guuurlplease 0
Lol Wtf!?
Intoxicunt 6
#62, what a brilliant revelation. Good thing we have you around.
Brittney_E 0
hmm.... i don't know what to say to that...
swimmerstud 7
62 u didn't understand her question. she ment the dancing and doing the pelvic thrust and how can it he be a retard
livelaughlove22 0
yummy ;)
sourgirl101 29
Isn't the Pelvic Thrust a dance from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"? Let's do the time warp again!!!!
z_xcvu96 0
I love that episode!!!'
SMOKEWEED420420 0
...........so op is retarted?
dtang 0
boys and girls have different parts. that's the difference.
zZsleeperrZz 0
haha I hope OP wasn't thrusting to Justin beiber. that would be sad
zZsleeperrZz 0
ha OP username is FireCrotch
skull_candy 0
I think firecrotch has posted a fml before this one.. anyone remember?
ZleveL 0
lol @ nubz :O
skyttlz 32
I remember, fire crotch posted something else before
DudeImWayBetter 0
108 you should get a clip on it's way faster
zZsleeperrZz 0
yeah crotch has posted another one. I don't remember what it was about?? hmm
ryguy997 0
OOOOOWWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHHHHJ YDI.
kevinfucksurlife 0
62, it still burns haha
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
88 that song was stuck in my head for a week, then i finally get it out, and you come along and happen to sing it. ****.
remy3106 10
lol that hilarious 54
kolk777 10
no reproducing for you. dumbass Canadian. seriously, is it like a quarter of us now?
cesdzd 0
since it's Canada, op probably didn't burn much
BettyBoom_fml 0
I love that song!!!! it's just a step to the left!!!!
SmylieVyrus 0
in soviet russia, pelvises thrust on you!
Sicarri 2
150 - seriously, these whole "in soviet russia..." comments are getting old, enough is enough
tpike1296 11
54: Spongebob reference FTW!!!
KupkakeKitten 8
23, u actually hav 2 ask that question??!
PrincessBrooke23 0
kinky;)
HairyHobknocker 0
10- red vs blue reference ftw!
purplecowchik 5
haha and he's called firecrotch
allenrotstein 0
Awesome!
starile 20
Indeed. I would like to see this FML in the form of a viral YouTube video, then remixed by 4chan to hilariously repeat choice instances in the vid and put to techno music. Lotsa thrusting and crotch burning there!
allenrotstein 0
"..the pussy is on fire fire fire.."
lamargus 0
actually 79 it's "my dick is on fire!!!!! "
Skelanimal15 0
He is being a pervert...awesome
Zigma_fml 0
You're lucky to have a bathroom you can dance around in. I'm sure a half-burnt crotch isn't too bad.
Intoxicunt 6
I could dance in an airplane bathroom if I wanted to. I don't think it has to be a ballroom just to be able to move rhythmically in it.
FFML_314 12
I shot a music video in an airplane bathroom. You're very right Toxi.
Intoxicunt 6
I shot a load in an ai-- Damn. This joke would be funnier if I were a guy. Ok, I shot a screaming baby in an airplane bathroom.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Did you also shoot the parents for allowing it to scream long enough to warrant shooting?
Intoxicunt 6
No. I threw them into the plane's engine. And lol at Mercy #31. :)
PizzaGuy11 0
well at least you got them health rights...
RedPillSucks 33
@14 Toxi, I still think it's pretty funny. About as funny as a pissed off girl shouting... "Oh Yeah?? Well suck my dick!!!!"
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you should know the proper response to that since garrison.. "present it!"
pleasenopuffin 0
wow. ydi. nothing else to say.
redoxy_fml 0
Now you can sound like justin bieber!
Black_Letter 19
Win
purpleamandapand 6
I don't think the water will warm up quicker OP. be more careful next time
Tomatobee 4
I can totally see this happening. especially happening to me.
californiakaty 1
no bueno. you should probably retire that pelvic thrust. it's dangerous. ahaha
californiakaty 1
ahaha yeah true. but maybe he should retire his since it causes him to burn his own junk.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for trying to fornicate with an inanimate object. YDI for singing and dancing while being a guy. What are you, some kind of Nancy? Going to try out for the next season of Glee?! YDI for having indoor plumbing. YDI for your username, unless you're also a redhead, in which case YDI for being a ginger and making a pun out of it and your incident.
way2show 0
u know ur gay right well than ydi
Chocolate_Chunk 2
You know you're awesome, pendatik, right?
QwertyMcNugget 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAH! something I would do for sure.
bizarre_ftw 22
Okay, any chance your name is griffin? Cuz if so I know you, if not... Well that's just creepy!