Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Top comments
Squadoosh 0
How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Lesson learned: Look before you grope
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Comments (110)
screwtaylor 0
She probably secretly liked it. Don't worry, OP. You and you wife's friend will soon have a 3-sum soon.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
NICE. not.
allmidnighteyes 11
Your wife and the other husband left the room together and left the other wife there for you? Yep, definitely a swingers' party
screwtaylor 0
Swingers' party seems fun. Just like in Bruno. Oh, yah.
allmidnighteyes 11
How do you defend yourself against a man with a *****?
screwtaylor 0
The best part was when he took out the black ***** and asked if it was more dangerous. Haha.
allmidnighteyes 11
Hahaha, yesss :]
tonyDlolli 0
the only way this man can possibly become famous is if hes in a sex tape
lostguy 0
wait, why was your wife in another room with another guy and what were they doing? if they were doing inappropriate things together or even small flirting then FYL. if not, then YDI big time with that slap lol ^_^
aravol 0
Look before you squeeze!
summer99 0
so..you didnt notice that your wife was wearing a different shirt..or had different breasts?
metheonlyb 17
It happens. I was small back then when i mistook some stranger for my Dad in a restaurant. It happens, unknowingly. It is actually the sun conscious mind playing with you. But why should you be sad OP, you got to touch another pair of boobies for a change. :D
fissionman1 0
Sun conscious? Really?
metheonlyb 17
EPIC WIN for #4.
chowyuk 0
I so had this happen not to long ago except in our room over the sink and it was the butt grabbed a lil akward for a bit but every1 laughed over it no fml at all
marlux 0
.... u hadnt played in a while huh lol, maybe that will teach you
Kay_Ell_Dee 0
ooohh, dang dude! i saw that one coming as i was reading.